All right, here’s mine. It’s as creepy as you can get and I’m hoping it is not gonna happen. But if it does, I at least get credit for predicting it... ;-)
It turns out Obama is da AntiChrist. He gets a fatal head wound from some wacko right wing zealot, recovers miraculously, wins the presidency in a landslide and ... well... Revelation Chapter 13.
3One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast. 4Men worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can make war against him?”
16 He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.
Fixed it...:)