— Guys rules of socks —
No one looks at socks, but they can smell them, so change them when they stink.
Have enough socks to survive without doing laundry for more than one month. (80 pairs is good for about 30 days for an active, single male.)
There are only two kinds of socks. Black and white.
White socks are for running and athletics.
Black socks are for formal occasions and work.
All socks should be functionally identical so when folding, any two random black socks will always make a pair. (the same goes for white socks.)
Blasphemy!
I am covering my ears...LALALALALALALALALALA...I can't hear you.
OYTSTANDING POST!!!!
Actually, all I ever wear is white. Sort of like in the movie “No Country for Old Men” (don’t you just love Coen movies) Llewelyn (pronounced Lew-Ellen) was told all they sold was white socks, he responded, “That’s all I ever wear”. White goes with anything, including bare legs with shorts. Also easy to match.