Yeah... The other flaw is in the order you are standing on the bus. If she got on after you she would be in front of you not behind. Sorry.
The bus was so crowded that everybody was slamming against everybody whenever that bus driver hit the breaks. It wasn’t just her. BTW, when I took the bus home from school it wasn’t at all crowded. On board quite often was maybe the hottest blonde I ever saw in my life. Her I would love to have slamming against me but it never happened.