[nickcarraway]

If someone can get a wild duck in a park to willingly come go with them and get in your trunk, maybe they should be able to keep the duck.

[Titan Magroyne]

If someone can get a wild duck in a park to willingly come go with them and get in your trunk, maybe they should be able to keep the duck. No kiddin. That bird was complicit in his ducknapping. If Ms. Chan goes up on charges alone, I cry fowl!