Mom: Book on bunny suicides is not funny

The Seattle Times ^ | October 21, 2008

[Ptarmigan]

HALSEY, Ore. One way or another, a Halsey woman promises to keep a popular cartoon book out of the Central Linn High School library.

[Ptarmigan]

I don't have "The Book of Bunny Suicides", but it is funny. It should be mandatory reading for everyone because bunnies damn your soul and doom humanity. The ptarmigans knew that first hand in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.

[mnehring]

I love bunnies.

[Ptarmigan]

Looks good. I want to eat a rabbit. Yeah, I know I hate sodomite damned rabbits with every fiber of my beings and wish they were all sent to Hell by God.

[Mike Darancette]

[mnehring]

I hate sodomite damned rabbits with every fiber of my beings and wish they were all sent to Hell by God.

What in the world are you talking about?

[Ptarmigan]

More proof that God gave up on bunnies. Bunnies are worthy of death for persecuting ptarmigans.

[martin_fierro]

[Ptarmigan]

Because rabbits persecute ptarmigans and keep them down.

[Ptarmigan]

HA! HA!

[Cicero]

[alfa6]

Read the book here(tankkiller)

BWAA HAAA HA

Regards

alfa6 ;>}

[Raven6]

I think this may be the funniest animal book I've seen since 1981's "101 Uses for a Dead Cat"...

[tiki]

For reals, bunnies and hares cost me personally many thousands of dollars. I would love them to commit suicide, I often help them commit suicide. I don’t eat them but the hawks and coyotes do.

[Gordon Greene]

The Suicidal bunny presents himself to said Herron... Herron Obliges the suicidal bunny...

[Petronski]

The best part is the note at the bottom: From the authors of 'The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin' and 'SS Death Bastard Regiment.'

[Larry Lucido]

If this isn’t your speed, maybe raptured frogs is.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2114652/posts

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

[radiohead]

As usual, you have made me stop my normal work routine and call you out on this bunny business.

HAIL PRINCESS ARWEN! HAIL THE BUNNY PRINCESS! Ptarmigan trembles at her name!

[Wonderama Mama]

Rabbits are very Disapproving types

[radiohead]

Oh my, how cute is that! Thanks for the link, I love it!

Eat your heart out, ptarmigan. You’ll never be as cute or as loved as a bun bun.

[radiohead]

I had a chance to look at some of the bunny suicide pics on the web. Funny stuff.

[Slings and Arrows]

---

[DemforBush]

[Ptarmigan]

They ought to make RAID for sodomite damned bunnies.

[Ptarmigan]

Every rabbit’s is God’s punishment for killing ptarmigans. God gave up on bunnies.

[Ptarmigan]

Ptarmigans are cuter than bunnies. Bunnies make me puke.

[Ptarmigan]

This beast is going STRAIGHT TO HELL and begging for the eternal torments to end.

[Mr. Silverback]

Send this woman to my library so se can see the book of woman role models in the children’s section that includes
Margaret Sanger.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[dfwgator]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[Travis T. OJustice]

This is GOOD STUFF!!!

[ArrogantBustard]

ROFL!!!!! That’s friggin’ amazing!

[Ptarmigan]

God gave up on bunnies.

[Ptarmigan]

HA! HA! Every rabbit’s death is God’s punishment for persecuting ptarmigans.

[Ptarmigan]

It should be mandatory reading. Bunnies are God’s enemies. God will punish all bunnies as prescribed in the Bible.

[Ptarmigan]

God hates squirrels. Squirrels are worthy of death besides bunnies. They persecute ptarmigans.

[Little Ray]

I like this book, though it looks like Peter Rabbit actually Wehrmacht and Farmer Brown is in a T-34...

[Lazamataz]

HA! HA! Every rabbit’s death is God’s punishment for persecuting ptarmigans

Thoughts?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Confidentially He told me that ptarmigan are flighty and featherbrained.