Posted purely for the entertainment value of it all!
Let's face it: a sense of humor is definitely required.
And, we can dream, can't we?
umbrella, Quick! It’s gonna rain here...
STTTOOOPPPP!!!
No more API garbage!!!
stop it...
I wish I had started this spoof. It must be a tremendous amount of fun and laughter, sitting around the table with a few friends and conconcting this BS every day.
africanpress Says:
November 1, 2008 at 2:37 am
The next story on the Michelle Obama tape will soon come when ready. We are working on it. It will be detailed and will have the title:
“The agreement on, and verification of Michelle Obama tape was concluded on the 28th October at 10.00 am (N.Y time), in Fox News Network Offices, 18th floor, located at 1211 Ave of the America’s in New York”
Chief Editor Korir
This whole story has the legitimacy of a Nigerian e-mail scam. It even reads like one.
Good Lord! Are these people insane? Who are these morons? Who puts out press releases like this one?
Seriously, someone get these guys a cold lemonade. These guys seem to be suffering from a heat stroke
To use a great British phrase........
Bugger off!
Releasing the tape is fine.........as long as it has not been modified.
Happy Halloween!
API trying to extend their 15 minutes.
Seriously, this “story” is as credible as the SPAM emails I get offering my millions of dollar for facilitating money transfers for a disposed African politician’s adviser’s second cousin nine times removed.
I’m getting tired of this crap. They either need to poop, or get off the pot...it’s been “any day now” for too damn long.
trick or treat
Found in the Lexis database (of archival news articles):
The Xinhua General Overseas News Service AUGUST 27, 1987, THURSDAY
The Xinhua General Overseas News Service
AUGUST 27, 1987, THURSDAY
LENGTH: 272 words
HEADLINE: kenya asks norway not to believe cheating envoy
DATELINE: nairobi, august 27; ITEM NO: 0827012
BODY: the kenyan government today disowned a self-appointed "diplomat" named sammy korir who has been appearing on the norwegian television, claiming himself as a spokesman of the kenyan government in norway. a statement issued here by the kenyan foreign ministry today said that "mr. korir is a wanted criminal in kenya to answer fraud charges, and whatever he is doing in norway has nothing to do with the kenyan government."
the statement asked the norwegian people to ignore the escaped criminal and be very careful in dealing with him. korir, a former district officer for the makadara division in nairobi, was recently reported to have called three press conferences and a television interview in oslo, presenting himself as a personal envoy of kenyan president daniel arap moi. he told the media there that kenya would break diplomatic relations with sweden and norway because of bad press reports on the human right situation in kenya. although korir's representation has been officially disowned, the kenyan government has recently expressed its dissatisfaction with the press in sweden and norway for reporting alleged "human right violations" in kenya in the past two years. three days ago, permanent secretary of the kenyan foreign ministry bethwel kiplagat said that the swedish press, with the "tacit connivance of the government has written several negative stories on kenya and most of them are inaccurate, malicious and biased." kenyan president daniel arap moi has cancelled scheduled state visits next month to norway and sweden because of "the unfriendly behavior of the two governments," mr. kiplagat said.
The story appears this way with no capital letters in the Lexis Database. SBD
It’s going on three weeks now since I wired funds into your account and I want to know when are you going to transfer my half of the $20 million you promised?
The truth will come out, people. Remember, where’s there’s smoke, there’s usually someone trying to blow it up your . . . .
419 Fraudsters at API you will be deaded soon!
Our barrister has been notify. All your tape are belong to us!