Pure capsaicin in a vegetable oil base.
Posted on 11/04/2008 8:46:56 AM PST by Brainhose
I've had a beautiful 4'X 8' McCain/Palin sign out in the front yard.
It was knocked over once and then the second time they stole it, even breaking off the aluminum posts that were driven into the ground
After we put a new sign back up, my neighbor who is a retired Marine ran a series of almost invisible trip-wires from the posts to several places around the sign.
He checked on the sign for me while I was at work and someone had obviously tripped over one of the wires, and laying in the grass in front of the sign was a box cutter.
Unfortunately there was no flesh on the wire. The sign still stands.
LOL....leave it up to a Marine !!!....did you dust the box cutter for prints and send them through AFIS ?
To bad there was not a camera set up with those trip wires then you could have returned the box cutter to the perp!
Thank God it wasn’t an active duty Marine with access to Claymore mines...
I live in a liberal neighborhood of MN. This Halloween I hid in the bushes in my Batman costume with my garden hose waiting for some liberal kid to grab my sign.
Much to my surprise (and glee) I saw some trick or treaters run off with my neighbor’s Obama sign.
Too bad he can do a “Claymore” to those trip wires....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_mine
LOL I thought about that but he had thrown it away.
I wish I could’ve caught the hoodlums who stole our sign. We had the sign up for almost 2 weeks and sure enough on Halloween someone took it. We went back to GOP HQ and got another one to make sure it was in our yard for the election.
I saw a video of a kid stealing a sign get zapped by a sign hooked up to the dog's electric fence...
Personally, I like the idea of spreading VERY hot pepper sauce/oil on the sign, that will eventually find its way to the perp's eyes and/or genitals.
The effect is severe for the perp, and gratifying for the vandalized..
Just take out a gun and shoot the invaders. It’s your yard.
How about a claymore-looking device packed full of blue dye? It shouldn’t be hard to tell which one of your neighbors was the culprit.
Pure capsaicin in a vegetable oil base.
I have a feeling that it would find its way to the genitals (assuming they had any) first. :)
Dats de stuff!
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