Posted on 11/05/2008 3:33:49 AM PST by Raycpa
I want the countdown bumper sticker with the date 01-20-13
I want to blame my overeating on Obama
I want all my Democratic friends' goldfish dead
I want nifty meaningless phrases like Bush lied etc.
I want Obama to be both the most evil manipulative president and the dumbest dupe on the planet.
If you read closely I was using humor to throw off this nonsense that captivated the democrats these past 8 or maybe 20 years.
The reference to the dead goldfish is part of an old Freeper’s speech given at the DC gathering and is supposed to be the obvious giveaway.
I agree with you. Just this morning I thanked God for providing so much adventure for Christians. I am a bit fearful bit also somewhat excited to see what change God has in store. Bringing Palin into the national stage is obviously part of that.
sure would be! i for one look forward to it, it may be the only joy i get out of this entire travesty!
1/20/08: Day one of our captivity....
Only YOU can make yourself a captive.
As my tag line states we are an Occupied Nation. But as the “Front Lines” indicates, we have not lost and we are not beaten, if we just act like the real Americans that our founders were and fight back.
EXCERPTS FROM & DOG & CATS DIARY:
www.wildsidecartoons.com
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary*:
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Al though I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe, for now.......... www.wildsidecartoons.com
Thanks for making me feel better!
Alan Keyes got 31 votes in Ohio. That was the tipping point.
Hey! You said you wanted that countdown bumper sticker! Well here it is! www.01-20-13.org
Just click on get your bumper sticker!
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