Day 1 of the Resistance

The mind of Infidel Puppy | Nov. 5, 2008 | Infidel Puppy

[Infidel Puppy]

Today, America is told that it has a new president. His name is currently Barack Hussein Obama. His history has been obfuscated and hidden more successfully than any agent in the annals of spy history. We really don't know who he is, and in light of the lack of any reliable, objective data or basic background verification, we can only infer based on his associations.

Through these inferences and foggy fragments of information, we know he was a senior ACORN operator, an organization dedicated to the destruction of the American voting infrastructure.

It would seem that the CEO of Foxes Inc. has just been elected by 51% of the hens, but strangely, there were a large number of foxes in chicken suits for the vote (not to mention imaginary and dead chickens).

For a few of us chickens who don't endorse the validity, let alone wisdom of the results of this fox-heavy faux election, there is only one course forward:

Resistance We will take pages out of all the books of all the revolutionaries in history, and add to them. We will work individually and cooperatively. We will work quietly and in the dark. We will use all tools available, and all techniques proven successful to wrest power from and devolve the abomination squatting in our structures of power.

We will all work to make Mr. Fox's position guarding our hen house both exceptionally unprofitable, and manifestly difficult.

No matter what he proposes, we will object. No matter what he says, we will gain-say him. No matter which direction he turns, we will criticize and deride him. No matter what authority he claims or exercises, we will sue and refuse and obstruct him.

With the blessings of Providence, we confidently proclaim that we are one day closer to freedom, and that the falsehoods of this monstrosity are one day closer to exposure and recompense. May we be on the side of the will of the Almighty in every effort.

This is the first day of the Resistance.

[Infidel Puppy]

This statement of purpose will be followed by informational tools that will help bring us all closer to the victory of freedom.

[farlander]

Hear hear.

[Bookie1066]

“...we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

[Infidel Puppy]

[truthkeeper]

We are the new press...it’s up to us to get it all out there.

[Tempest]

I apologize to the world for all the stupid Americans that voted for Buttock Obama and vow that he will never be my president.

[MrB]

Buttock Obama

Wow - that’s the best one YET!

Yours, or did you “borrow” it?

[Tarpon]

Rounding up round rocks, the easy throwing kind, as we speak. Need large cache.

[UKrepublican]

Good shout. No matter how hard today may be - we all need to keep our chins up and regroup - back to the drawing board, we won’t go quietly - we can overcome this!

[MrB]

First order of business -

everyone structure your income such that you pay as little in taxes as possible - do not finance socialism.

[TAdams8591]

I will deride Obama every step of the way, starting NOW, the way the Liberals derided President Bush. For the case of America and Freedom, turnabout is fair play.

[abb]

[knarf]

Feeling very lost right about now ... so;

No matter what he proposes, we will object. No matter what he says, we will gain-say him. No matter which direction he turns, we will criticize and deride him. No matter what authority he claims or exercises, we will sue and refuse and obstruct him.

seems to be the correct tactic now.

[TAdams8591]

case = cause

[Mom MD]

You pick up rocks. I’m heading to the local gun store to exercise my second ammendment right before it is gone forever

[MrB]

The difference will be that you will be threatened if not physically attacked for deriding 0bama. Just be prepared.

[Tarpon]

Already have my stash ...

[autumnraine]

That’s my tagline.

[MissMagnolia]

Buttock Obama

Now THAT'S funny ...... first time I've laughed all day. Thanks!

[TAdams8591]

Hey, I’ve already been there during the Clinton administration, when my brother got beat up for protesting Bill Clinton, and I too was physically intimidated. We’re STILL here. And we’ll oppose Obama and survive him too!