Yep read em quick
lol
The store owner tells the nun: “Sister, you know we have strict orders from Mother Superior that this liquor store is off-limits to the convent.”
Nun: “But this is for Mother Superior's constipation”
Owner: “Ok sister, anything for Mother Superior”
About an hour later, he hears singing and goings on outside his store. He goes out to have a look-see and there's Sister Mary Mary all snockered up partying with the local winos.
Owner: “ Sister Mary Mary, shame on you. I thought you said the liquor was for Mother Superior's constipation ?”
Nun: "It is! When I get back and Mother Superior gets a load of me, she's gunna sh$t !”