Miley Cyrus is not dead.

inquisitr.com ^ | 11/17/2008

[Responsibility2nd]

Miley Cyrus dead, killed by a drunk driver?

You know it’s a quiet weekend when yet another celebrity is said to have died, and this weekend it’s reports that Miley Cyrus is dead.

The rumor seems to have started by a video uploaded to YouTube that included the following statement: “Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we’ll never forget you!”

Another site has an alleged statement from the “President of Walt Disney Records,” although I’d note that the statement is even more poorly written than the alleged death statement:

This Is The President Of Walt Disney Records And I Can Honestly Say That Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana Is Not Dead And She Is Currently In New York City Doing The Final Episode Of TRL. We Are Doing Our Best To Find Out Who This Hacker Is. Thanks You For Your Concerns Miley Fans”

[Responsibility2nd]

Millions of little girls everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.

[Alex Murphy]

Millions of little girls everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.

Perhaps it was Hannah Montana who was killed in the accident?

[Responsibility2nd]

Miley Cyrus NOT Dead MTV UK, UK - 13 hours ago Miley Cyrus has been targeted by another sick internet hacker, who claimed that the Hannah Montana star had died this is yet another internet hoax and is ...
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Relax! Miley Cyrus is NOT dead Los Angeles Times
Sick hacker claims Miley Cyrus is dead on her You Tube account Daily Telegraph
Digital Spy - Contactmusic.com
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[Revolting cat!]

It’s only the good who die young!

[al baby]

oh please we can do better than this. This TMZ crap

[randomhero97]

Yeah, I could really care less.

[Responsibility2nd]

If you like... I can go get the Heather Locklear DWI story and post that.

mmm-kay?

[Old Sarge]

GRETA'S CAREER IS SAVED!

[El Sordo]

Though I heard a rumor that the kid who played Mikey in the Life cereal commericals was killed by Pop Rocks and cola....

[omega4179]

Some sick person on the internet :-(

[ari-freedom]

Breaking news: Stephen King is not dead, either. But BSD is dying and you don’t need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict this.

[DannyTN]

This just in....Generalisamo Fransico Franco is still dead.

[Revolting cat!]

Unfortunately, Paul is dead!

[CE2949BB]

But BSD is dying and you don’t need to be the Amazing Kreskin to predict this.

*BSD has been dying for years. The death progressed slowly at first, but of late, it has taken a turn for the worse and is nearly complete. The death of *BSD has followed several stages.

Oh noes!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

But was she The Walrus...? ;)

[reagan_fanatic]

Agreed.

[al baby]

By the way who is Miley Cyrus

[Kukai]

It's OK, Jim - it's not Miley

[al baby]

Jane you ignorant slut

[Ramius]

She’s not dead? Wow, I didn’t even know she wasn’t sick...