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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
Fox ^ | 11/19/2008 | Fox

Posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

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KEYWORDS: crime; florida
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Love the last line of the article:

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

1 posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

Did she forget the mustard?

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2 posted on 11/19/2008 8:55:36 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Keep Austin Quarantined ...)
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To: Red in Blue PA

A waste of a good sandwich, if you ask me.


3 posted on 11/19/2008 8:55:51 AM PST by El Sordo
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Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Club sandwich?

4 posted on 11/19/2008 8:56:40 AM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Red in Blue PA

“Oh, the humanity!”


5 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:00 AM PST by Inwoodian
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To: Red in Blue PA
How about a brick sandwich?
6 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:08 AM PST by oyez (Justa' another high minded lowlife.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Remember sandwiches don’t kill people....


7 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:10 AM PST by Slapshot68
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To: Red in Blue PA

Musta been a club sandwich.


8 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:19 AM PST by gundog (When the SHTF, it will not be evenly distributed.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
If it is a Big Mac, he should be charged with assaulting with a dangerous weapon. LOL
10 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:52 AM PST by MooseChic
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To: Red in Blue PA

This is baloney.


11 posted on 11/19/2008 8:57:51 AM PST by This Just In (Support Christian Homeschoolers)
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"Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich"

Sounds like bologna to me.

12 posted on 11/19/2008 8:58:13 AM PST by Enterprise (No Oil for Democrats!)
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To: F15Eagle

It was a mooseburger?


13 posted on 11/19/2008 8:58:35 AM PST by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: Red in Blue PA

I guess he didn’t like the sandwich.


14 posted on 11/19/2008 8:58:56 AM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: gundog

What was this dude’s beef anyway?


15 posted on 11/19/2008 8:59:24 AM PST by montyspython (Love that chicken from Popeye's)
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To: gundog

Coulda been a knuckle sandwich. Oh the possibilities here are endless!


16 posted on 11/19/2008 8:59:36 AM PST by RedCobra (r)
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To: This Just In

I thought it was chicken ...


17 posted on 11/19/2008 8:59:57 AM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


20 posted on 11/19/2008 9:01:47 AM PST by KoRn
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