When I was in the Navy, one morning we were lined up at quarters. One guy squeezed a “silent but deadly” fart, waited a few seconds, then turned to the guy upwind of him and asked loudly, “Did you fart?”
30 posted on 11/21/2008 6:29:24 AM PST by fredhead
(If Teddy drove a VW, he would have become President........VW's float.)