Fail Safe Turkey Recipe and cooking instructions
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing — imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey’s butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it’s done
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ‘’Why did you do that??’’
The trooper responds, ‘’You’re in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!’’
‘’I apologize sir, I’m not from around here.’’
The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.
‘’What was that for?’’ asked the passenger.
‘’I know your kind,’’ says the trooper, ‘’About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said ‘I wish that son of a b**ch would have tried that crap with me!’’’