My wife asked me if the new red dress she was modeling for me made her butt look big. I said to her, “Not nearly as much as the white dress you were wearing yesterday.”
And then the fight started.....
When you ask a man a yes or no question, you get a yes or no answer.
Why is it that when you ask a woman a yes or no question, you get five minutes of explanation, and still don’t know if the answer is yes or no?