Authorities said they've arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called "Butt Bandit" vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
We now return to the silliness thread, already in progress.