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To: DieHard the Hunter

Yes, just what the government needs,free reign to come into your house and decide whether or not your boxer, weimeraner, or catahoula looks enough like a pit to be carted off and destroyed.
Peta will be grateful for your help in eliminating animal ownership.


20 posted on 11/22/2008 6:10:46 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: LongElegantLegs

> Yes, just what the government needs,free reign to come into your house and decide whether or not your boxer, weimeraner, or catahoula looks enough like a pit to be carted off and destroyed.

They don’t need to come into your home, in fact the Gummint doesn’t need to be involved very much at all. All they need to do is declare Pit Bulls to be Contraband, and announce a Bounty. Your neighbors will do the rest.

The fear of lawsuits will keep your neighbors from getting it too wrong: for example, the weimaraner (the purple-silver-looking sorta-skinny Labrador-looking dog) and the boxer (looks like it chases parked cars) or even more tragically the German Shepherd (nothing looks as good as a German Shepherd). Your neighbors all know what a Pit Bull looks and behaves like, so they will be careful to get it right.

And if they occasionally get it wrong, sorry no bounty plus the owner sues them for the illegal killing of his pet Shar Pei.

A beautifully-simple system that is self-maintaining and self-policing.


27 posted on 11/22/2008 6:30:12 PM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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