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Man beats attacker with giant candy cane
UPI ^ | Nov. 29, 2008

Posted on 11/29/2008 11:19:56 AM PST by Hadean

SACRAMENTO, Nov. 29 (UPI) -- A California man used a 2-foot decorative lawn candy cane to beat and subdue a neighbor who allegedly attacked guests with a knife, police say.

Sacramento, Calif., Police Department spokesman Sgt. Norm Leong said the candy cane-wielding man confronted neighbor Donald Kercell, 49, who had allegedly become intoxicated and was threatening people gathered on a lawn with a kitchen knife, The Sacramento Bee reported Saturday.

Leong said that when Kercell allegedly cut some of the guests' clothing, the man decided to fight back, grabbing the candy cane Christmas decoration from the lawn and beating him in self-defense. Other guests called police, and Kercell was arrested and booked on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.

The candy cane man was not charged, the Bee reported. He was not named in the newspaper story.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: war; xmas
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1 posted on 11/29/2008 11:19:56 AM PST by Hadean
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To: Hadean

That’s what he gets for bringing a knife to a candy cane fight.


2 posted on 11/29/2008 11:21:08 AM PST by autumnraine (Churchill: " we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall never surrender")
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To: Hadean

I’ll bet neighborhood relations will never quite be the same after this.


3 posted on 11/29/2008 11:22:40 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Hadean

Extreme self defense, way to go, Mister Candy Man.


4 posted on 11/29/2008 11:23:52 AM PST by Ciexyz
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To: Hadean

See, there’s no need for guns? ;-)


5 posted on 11/29/2008 11:25:52 AM PST by Pinkbell (Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
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To: Hadean

Sweet!!


6 posted on 11/29/2008 11:27:18 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (Sarah runs a state, Obama runs his mouth)
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To: Hadean

lol...just...lol


7 posted on 11/29/2008 11:28:47 AM PST by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Hadean
“The Candy Man Can”. Presents quite a mental picture — sure to be copied in a Hollywood comedy soon (if they still make apolitical movies).
8 posted on 11/29/2008 11:29:48 AM PST by JimSEA
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To: Hadean

Reminds of a family story. My late uncle who was a WWII vet and his family were home one evening when a man tried to force himself inside the house through the back door of the house. With a lot of shouting and cursing, my uncle grabbed a can of tomatoes and beat the man senseless.


9 posted on 11/29/2008 11:31:35 AM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: JimSEA

"Candy Man Can..."

10 posted on 11/29/2008 11:31:51 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Hadean

Caned with a cane.


11 posted on 11/29/2008 11:35:16 AM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: Hadean
My sons have bought giant real candy canes for each other for Christmas. You could seriously injure someone with one of those too. Good going!

FLIPPIN SWEET!

12 posted on 11/29/2008 11:44:05 AM PST by buffyt (FDR's Folly: How Roosevelt and His New Deal Prolonged the Great Depression)
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To: Hadean

You pull a knife on someone,you get caned...simple as that!


13 posted on 11/29/2008 11:47:36 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahloution!!!!!)
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To: Hadean
a neighbor who allegedly attacked guests with a knife, police say

I hate it when my neighbor does this.
14 posted on 11/29/2008 11:47:38 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Hadean

MY neighbor would have had several .45 cal holes in his chest.

Besides, caning is for vandalism in Singapore.


15 posted on 11/29/2008 11:50:58 AM PST by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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16 posted on 11/29/2008 11:54:10 AM PST by atomic_dog
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To: Hadean
When will the defender be cited for wielding an unlicensed assault cane?
17 posted on 11/29/2008 11:59:00 AM PST by G Larry (BarackÂ’s character has been molded by extremists)
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To: Hadean

They will take my candy cane when they pry it from my cold, sticky fingers.


18 posted on 11/29/2008 12:02:02 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: lilylangtree

LOL - you should write a story about that.


19 posted on 11/29/2008 12:04:47 PM PST by patton (Bugger the dragon, who goes home with the princess?)
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To: atomic_dog
Hey! I know that Candy Cane Lane sign! I'll give you another...


20 posted on 11/29/2008 12:08:57 PM PST by Yaelle
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