It was...it was...soap poisoning!!
Wait, I have my fantasies mixed up, shame on me! I meant, “A Plus, Plus, Plus...”
I love that part.
“Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH!”