Posted on 12/18/2008 8:36:29 PM PST by 60Gunner
Just over a year ago, the media provided just enough information (mostly incorrect) about a "deadly new bacteria" called MRSA to send our nation into a tizzy.
But before you panic over the most recent report of a MRSA outbreak in a Tennessee school, let me remind the reader of this immutable truth:
THE. MEDIA. ARE. IDIOTS. DO. NOT. TRUST. THEM.
(I mean, if you don't trust the media to provide honest coverage about Obama, what on earth makes you think that they are going to give you the truth about MRSA? These dillweeds don't care about you; they care about ratings.)
So, motivated by both my desire to witness the death of the media and my goal as a healthcare professional to provide my neighbors with accurate information that will enable you to prevent the spread of and infection by MRSA, I have decided to address this issue once more. The reader will find what follows to be a methodology for not only preventing the spread of MRSA, but also for defeating the media.
In my business, information is power. The more you know, the less you will fear this microorganism and the better-equipped you will be to prevent its spread.
I can confidently assure the reader that my credentials and expertise related to MRSA are far greater than those possessed by that vapid little Newsy-Floozy on your television. I am a veteran Emergency Department nurse in current full-time practice, and I have encountered patients with MRSA a gajillion times. (By "encountered" I mean, "assisted in cutting open and draining their wounds, packed their wounds, and changed their wound dressings." And by "gajillion," I mean "gajillion.")
I know how to protect myself from MRSA, and I know how to protect my patients from it, because I understand how MRSA is spread and how it is prevented from being spread. Furthermore, I know what MRSA skin infections generally look like. Because I understand these things, I don't get freaked out whenever I see an ingrown hair on my arm. And when you read what follows, you will become just as confident as I am, because you will be jut as well-equipped to protect yourselves and your loved ones from MRSA as I am, wherever you happen to be.
Are you ready? Here we go.
1: Get rid of your bar soap and buy pump-action liquid soap.
A recent study found that MRSA can live on bar soap. On the other hand, the soap in pump-action bottles stays clean because nobody touches it. All you have to do to keep MRSA off the pump and the bottle is to wipe it off with a little old pull-out bleach wipe. Bleach is awesome stuff. Kills bugs dead.
If you use bath sponges or brushes, don't share them. One for every member of the family, and never the twain shall meet. Get a different color for each family member. Replace them at least once a month. (They don't have to be expensive. Besides, why pay lots of money for something you are going to use to wash down there?)
2: Wash your hands with soap and WARM water.
Any soap will do- as lung as it is not bar soap (for reasons explained above). It doesn't have to be Hibiclens(TM). It doesn't even have to be some ludicrously expensive antimicrobial soap for that matter. Just plain old soap and water is all you need. ANY old soap is "antibacterial" when used correctly; All you have to do is make LOTS OF THICK, FOAMY SUDS. It’s the suds that make a soap antibacterial.
"Really?" you ask. "How so?" you ask. Well, settle down and I will tell you:
Suds form micelles around dirt and bacteria and lift them from the skin's surface to be rinsed away to the black hell from whence they came. The more suds you make, the cleaner you get.
Don't use hot water, because hot water dissolves the natural oils on your skin that keep it from drying out and cracking. (Cracks are openings deep into the skin, and they can be microscopic- so you may not even know your skin is cracked. Openings deep into the skin invite bacteria.) Don't use cold water, either, because cold water will not produce decent suds, and it will not rinse all the soap away from your skin, so your skin will dry and crack. (Again, cracked skin says, "Hey bacteria! Par-tay over here!") So remember: not too hot, not too cold, but just right.
Wash- and rinse- AND dry- under those pretty rings on your fingers. Rings hide light- that means darkness. Moisture hides under rings- that means bacteria. Darkness + bacteria= EEEWWW.
And come on, folks. REALLY wash your hands. For fifteen seconds. Forget that "happy birthday" song crap (which I can sing in five seconds). Sing your ABCs; THAT's a fifteen-second song. Fifteen seconds should also cover roughly two limericks, if that's more your style. (That includes slurring of speech secondary to alcohol consumption.)
Dry your hands completely, including under those stylish rings. Water = bacteria. If you don't dry, you just defeated the purpose of step 1.
And don't you DARE just splash your hands in the water and then shake them off! If you do that, you are the one spreading this crap around. Stop it! Bacteria L-O-V-E-S moisture. And where you just had your hands- bacteria loves that place too. So when you exit the bathroom and go smoke that cigarette and eat your sushi, guess what else you're putting in your mouth- or into the mouth of that hottie/stud of yours when you try to be cute and feed him/her an hoeurs-d'oeuvres?
Nothing says "I love you" like a mouthful of Enterococcus faecalis.
3: Use Hand Sanitizer Correctly.
If you use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer, you MUST apply enough to cover ALL of your hands from wrists to fingertips, including under the nails and jewelry. With Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya. With hand sanitizer, you need enough to wash EVERY FILTHY BIT of your hands for the same length of time as described in part 1, above.
4: Take a shower.
I mean on a daily basis. Good personal hygiene is your friend. Remember those friendly little micelles? They do the same thing wherever you create them.
5: Cover your boo-boo.
Even if you don't have MRSA, if you rub that boo-boo over someone who has it or something upon which MRSA rests, guess what? You get MRSA! See how this works?
6: Don't touch someone else's boo-boo.
It doesn't matter where it is. Draw your own picture. Leave me out of it.
7: Don't touch any bandages that cover someone else's boo-boo.
That's self-explanatory.
8: If you have to touch someone else's boo-boo or change a dressing, wash your hands before and after doing it.
You can even buy vinyl disposable gloves at any grocery store. It protects you, and it protects the owner of the boo-boo.
9: Don't share your towels, razors, or anything else that touches your or someone else's boo-boo.
Yes, that means you married/joint domicile people, too. Think about where that towel/razor/dressing has been. Can somebody give me a BLEEEEEEYAAHHHHHH!?
10: Clean all contact surfaces regularly with a bleachy solution.
Those pull-out bleach wipes are great. Wipe down countertops, bathroom fixtures, faucet handles, toilet handles, etc.
11: If you work out at a health club or gym, bring your own pump soap and two towels.
Why two towels? One for your body, and one to lay on the bench at your locker when you sit down to put on your shoes, to provide a barrier between your backside and the bench, which probably hasn't been wiped with a disinfectant since the Carter administration. And the butt that previously occupied that spot could have been anywhere. Assume the worst. I'll leave you with your own thoughts...
12: If you have MRSA, wash your clothes and bedding separately from everyone else's until the infection is resolved.
Once you are done washing the infected person's things, run the washer through a cycle on HOT with a bleachy solution.
13: If it looks infected, it's probably infected...
... But not necessarily with MRSA. If you suspect you have an infected cut, scrape, or sore, go to your primary healthcare provider or neighborhood clinic and get it taken care of immediately. They will obtain a culture of the exudate to identify the causative organism, and start you on antibiotics that will kill the little bastards. Not all infections are caused by MRSA. All kinds of nasties live on our skin, and some of them are far more dangerous than MRSA. Get it taken care of.
Conclusion: Understanding MRSA
MRSA is spread by direct contact with the bacteria: that is, through contact with the exudate (read: pus) from an infected wound, the sputum (read: snot) of a person who has respiratory MRSA, or any contact surface or fabric upon which exudate or sputum has made contact. The two keys to preventing the spread of MRSA are 1) to avoid direct contact with the bacteria; and 2) to keep contact surfaces and equipment clean with a solution that kills MRSA (such as bleach). MRSA can stay viable on a hard surface for quite a long time- as long as several months, according to some studies. You can make your home safe in just a few minutes.
Protecting yourself from these bacteria is neither complicated nor expensive. It does not require fancy, expensive chemicals or equipment. However, what is absolutely necessary for the everyday human being to be safe is the diligent practice of good basic personal hygiene and common sense.
MRSA infection is a huge disruption of daily life. On that account alone, avoiding it is a very good thing. If untreated, it can be deadly. (But so can a great many other infection-causing microorganisms that don't get nearly as much media attention.) However, it is also highly likely that you already have MRSA colonized somewhere in or on your body. At least 85 percent of us do, according to infectious disease specialists.
MRSA has been around for decades. It is nothing new. It's just that the media has nothing better to do than make you fear for your personal safety.
Speaking of the media: I did mention that I also knew the way to defeat that menace to society, did I not? Well, that's even easier:
1: Stop watching their newscasts.
2: Stop buying their newspapers.
3: Seek objective and accurate sources of news.
There you go. Just another service I offer; no charge for that.
For further reading, I encourage you to visit the authoritative CDC MRSA website. You won't find it nearly as entertaining-yet-informative as my witty post, but it tells you everything you ever wanted to know about this subject. It makes a good tranquilizer, too.
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CJ, anything you want to add?
A timely BTT. We had a bit of a tiff on FR with one of the MRSA sensationalists not too long ago. This one was a little confused between MRSA and necrotizing fasciitis. Not sure he believed those of us who weren’t.
Nope. 60 gunner summed it up very thoroughly especially the part about the media being idiots.
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