[Natural Law]

I have some sympathy for both parties. While I don’t hate cats, I do hate a lot of cat owners. My neighbor, for example, has a cat that eats fish from my pond, craps in my flower beds and steals dog food and then phones the police when my dogs bark at it. If my neighbors cat was stuck in one of my trees I would do the same thing.

[Polynikes]

“My neighbor, for example, has a cat that eats fish from my pond, craps in my flower beds and steals dog food and then phones the police when my dogs bark at it.”

That's one smart cat. Does he run home to use the phone or does it carry its own cellphone :)

[Hoffer Rand]

My neighbor, for example, has a cat that eats fish from my pond, craps in my flower beds and steals dog food and then phones the police when my dogs bark at it.

Your neighbor's cat phones the police? LOL

Sorry, couldn't resist...