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The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup
Barstool Sports ^ | January 1, 2009 | Jerry Thornton (jerry@barstoolsports.com)

Posted on 01/12/2009 9:38:23 AM PST by lewisglad

The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup by Jerry Thornton (jerry@barstoolsports.com) According to one of those websites that lazy writers use to get quotes so they can sound learned, Henry Adams once said "A teacher affects eternity; she can never tell where her influence stops." Often in America... very, very often... that influence doesn't stop until it, and the teacher and the student, have gone all the way and she's being led away in cuffs. A couple of years ago I took America's depraved, student-seducing, good looking female educators and put them in a batting order. I did so thinking there would never be enough of these predatory seductresses to ever do it again. But I was wrong. Way wrong. This year there were enough to fill ten rosters. But here are the true criminal 'All Stars':

The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup

Leadoff: Teresa Engelbach, 22, Hillsborough, MO

Teresa was a substitute teacher who had sex with a 14 year old boy. That's exactly the kind of fearless recklessness I like at the top of the order. Someone who won't be intimidated by a little think like the fact that her boyfriend isn't through puberty yet sets the tone for the whole rest of the club.

The 2-hole: Autumn Lee Leathers, 24, Frostburg, MD

Her looks and accomplishments in the field of Student Seduction alone are enough to earn Autumn a spot in this lineup. But then she brings with her the best name for her profession since Champ Summers retired. Her boyfriend was 15 when he told police Ms. Leathers (chuckle) had sex with him at her home "repeatedly" over a span of three months.

Batting 3rd: Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40, New Port Richey, FL

THE breakout performer of the '08 crop. When listing the Sex Scandal greats, she definitely belongs in the conversation. In addition to her 16 year old boyfriend being spotted climbing out of Lisa's car with his pants undone, the lad got texts from her that said "How about a quickie tomorrow afternoon?" and "real men only need 20 minutes" making any guy who's seen this picture wonder what they'd do with the remaining 18 minutes.

Cleanup: Cynthia Horvath, 40, Volusia County, FL

I'm going to state the obvious, that Cynthia isn't the best looking woman in the heart of our lineup. Nice body but I could do without the giant, Gerry Callahan billboard forehead. But Cyth has got the power and production to make this team go. She taught one of her 17 year old students at the Warner Christian Academy all the sinning parts of the Bible in parking lots outside WalMart and Publix, under bridges and the occasional hotel room. They even got caught once by a cop who let them go because... well, because it's Florida. The kicker in this story? Mrs. Horvath's boyfriend is friends with her son.

Batting 5th: Kelly Abdo, 27, Monroe, LA

The 5th spot is all about protecting the big bats ahead of you. I want a 5th hitter who's smart and isn't going to be an easy out, ever. Kelly not only cheated on her husband with one of her teenage students, she did her homework. The police found her hard drive full of searches for DNA evidence and how to remove it from crime scenes and clothing. Searches also were conducted on the following topics: sex laws between teachers and students under 18, registered sex offender, sex offender laws, subpoenaing text message records, and how long text messages are stored. They also found her DNA all over the kids bed and the front seat of his car where she did him with a house party full of his buddies looking on.

6th Spot: Jennifer Candida Gonzales, 32, Provo, UT

Jennifer brings exactly the kind of wanton recklessness you look for in the meat of your order. She was a middle school teacher who, along with her husband, took a 16 troubled student into their home as a foster child. The lad was suffering from "emotional, behavioral or attitudinal issues." So one day Mr. Gonzalez came home to find Jen mentoring the kid in the most responsible, nuturing way imaginable: by surrounding him in the basement with candles and scented oils and letting him feel her up.

Hitting 7th: Lisa Glide, 35, New Brunswick, NJ

I'll be honest with you, Lisa is here solely on the basis of her looks because her resume is a little thin. She's accused of having sex with one kid, who was 17 at the time, which isn't much of a track record, frankly. Lisa is the classic "potential" player, in the lineup because the scouts like her. But no one said life was fair.

Batting 8th: Julie Pritchett, 34, Birmingham, AL

Julie is your classic overachiever. Not much in the way of looks, but all she does is put up huge numbers. Between February and April, she slept with no fewer than EIGHT students between the ages of 15 and 19, most of whom were from her school's baseball team. Pritchett also was in charge of the team's booster club, The Diamond Dolls. Any chick who'll go to those lengths to help out the ballclub is the kind of clubhouse presence I want on my team.

Bottom of the Order: Amy Northcutt, 27, Modesto, CA

She was married, and the reckless way she texted her 16 year old female student at the Turlock Christian School to arrange a 3-some with her and her husband got her busted.

Off the Bench: Bikini Teacher Tiffany Shepard, 30, Port St. Lucie, FL

Tiffany isn't accused of actually having sex with students. But she did create a sensation by being a bikini model for hire on charter fishing tours, the logic being that drunken fishermen will pay more to fish and drink if they've got massive juggs to look at. And for her side job, Tiff got fired, causing a brief media circus. Due to the lack of any real sex in her sex scandal, for never getting out into the field so to speak, Tits McGee here is our pinch hitter.

Late Season Off The Bench Callup: Hope Jacoby, 23, Orange County, CA

Hope is a last minute addition to the lineup. She's the high school athletic trainer who last week got caught giving oral to one of the athletes and letting him take a camera phone picture of her in mid-blow. She's got the sluttiness to go down on a kid in the locker room and the bad judgement to record the incident. That is the stuff criminal legends are made of.

Toughest Omission: Sandra Binkley, Portland, TN

Sandra has it all. Looks, a 17 year old boyfriend and such callous disregard for morality that she would have sex with the kid on school grounds during school hours. Unfortunately for her, you can only dress so many depraved teachers and someone has to get cut. But like Junior Seau, she's one or two injuries away from getting a phone call.

Bench Coach: Abbiejane Swogger, 34, Harrison, PA

Abbiejane (nice name) is a former exotic dancer turned educator who performed the following sociological experiment: get a room at the Clarion Hotel, fill it with underage girls and boys, add some weed and booze and see what ensues. To her shock and dismay, sex broke out. And as is so often the case, the kids involved were friends of her son. Putting an event like that together is exactly the kind of organizational skills a manager can rely on. ------------------------------------------------------

So that's it for 2008. Wherever you hear about a teacher having sex with a kid, I'll be there. Whereever there's a schoolboy scoring with his friend's mom the teacher, I'll be there. For as long as there are hot MILFs with their Masters in Eduction fumbling with one of their students in the front seat of their SUVs in a superstore parking lot, and degenerates who like reading about them... I'll be there. Happy New Year to educators everywhere.


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1 posted on 01/12/2009 9:38:23 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

hmmm none of teachers looked like mine...


2 posted on 01/12/2009 9:42:56 AM PST by wyowolf ("we were the winners , cause we didn't know we could fail.")
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To: lewisglad
Guilty

Guilty

Guilty

Guilty

Hung Jury

Guilty

Not Guilty

Guilty

Not Guilty

Not Guilty

Guilty

Guilty

Guilty

Guilty

3 posted on 01/12/2009 9:43:25 AM PST by bmwcyle (I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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To: lewisglad

Ten NOT guilties, One guilty, One need more evidence..


4 posted on 01/12/2009 9:45:04 AM PST by ken5050 (Don't blame me, I voted for Palin!!)
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To: lewisglad
Pum, pa dum pa dum)
(Pum pa dum pa dum)
(Pa dum pa dum)
(Pum pa dum pa dum)

Teacher's pet (pa dum pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be teacher's pet (pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be huddled and cuddled as close to you as I can get
(That's the lesson we're guessin' you're best in)

5 posted on 01/12/2009 9:47:44 AM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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To: bmwcyle

#’s 1,9, 10, 11 are innocent. All the rest guilty!


6 posted on 01/12/2009 9:51:08 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: JRios1968

getten sie over hier


7 posted on 01/12/2009 9:52:33 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: lewisglad
#’s 1,9, 10, 11 are innocent. All the rest guilty!

Well, they be "not guilty" but their records indicate that they certainly aren't innocent!

8 posted on 01/12/2009 9:54:42 AM PST by Knitebane (Happily Microsoft free since 1999.)
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To: lewisglad

‘Off the Bench: Bikini Teacher Tiffany Shepard, 30, Port St. Lucie, FL ‘

This woman should be receiving a HUGE judgement from the school system in my opinion.

She doesn’t belong on this list.


9 posted on 01/12/2009 10:00:03 AM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: Revolting cat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_lio51Z1qc

I don’t feel “turdy.”


10 posted on 01/12/2009 10:02:07 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: lewisglad

I musta been one dorky kid in school...none of this ever happened to me. Of course, I don’t remember any teachers that I would have wanted to...


11 posted on 01/12/2009 10:02:32 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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To: lewisglad

“a bikini model for hire on charter fishing tours, the logic being that drunken fishermen will pay more to fish and drink if they’ve got massive juggs to look at.”

Should be part of the “Business plans 101” cirriculum.


12 posted on 01/12/2009 10:02:35 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: lewisglad

Lisa Glide huh, sounds like a professional name to me..


13 posted on 01/12/2009 10:03:25 AM PST by ropin71 (God Bless our Troops!)
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To: bmwcyle

“Hung Jury”

Pictures please!

:)


14 posted on 01/12/2009 10:06:24 AM PST by maggief
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To: bolobaby

15 posted on 01/12/2009 10:06:53 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

What a great country and what a great website. lewisglad, thank you for your service.


16 posted on 01/12/2009 10:07:33 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Knitebane

#5 is innocent as well. Court is adjourned! :)


17 posted on 01/12/2009 10:07:47 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: maggief

There is rules and then there is Jim’s rules.


18 posted on 01/12/2009 10:09:59 AM PST by bmwcyle (I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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To: lewisglad
Photobucket

Is it just me or does this split photo show you why we like frosting on our Birthday cakes? Without the pretty frosting, the cake is just plain, dry bread!!!

19 posted on 01/12/2009 10:10:26 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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To: martin_fierro; GQuagmire

Ja


20 posted on 01/12/2009 10:11:03 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: wyowolf

13 goes into 29 = 300 times (new math) :-)

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_01_10_5th-grade_teacher_faces_child_rape_charges/srvc=home&position=0


21 posted on 01/12/2009 10:11:30 AM PST by A. Patriot (CZ 52's ROCK)
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To: lewisglad
This is a true classic....let's strive to put "another team" on the field...so to speak!

BTW: all my teachers were nuns....very old nuns....and one rather crazy guy called Mr. Denunzio (even HE had "nun" in his name).

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???

22 posted on 01/12/2009 10:12:53 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.")
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To: IrishPennant

After further review... #7 may be inncoent as well.


23 posted on 01/12/2009 10:13:53 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad
An Abington school teacher pleaded not guilty Friday to several charges of statutory rape. Investigators say she had sex with a teen boy more than 300 times over a three-year period.

Poor boy couldn't see straight.

24 posted on 01/12/2009 10:15:23 AM PST by bmwcyle (I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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To: lewisglad

Agreed - although I would want to see her alone in Chambers for oral briefs before further judgment.


25 posted on 01/12/2009 10:18:02 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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To: IrishPennant; JRios1968; martin_fierro; jasoncann

On the bench? She should be hitting cleanup!


26 posted on 01/12/2009 10:18:14 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: lewisglad
Bottom of the Order: Amy Northcutt, 27, Modesto, CA She was married, and the reckless way she texted her 16 year old female student at the Turlock Christian School to arrange a 3-some with her and her husband got her busted.

That's a dedicated wife right there!

27 posted on 01/12/2009 10:20:28 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: miele man

Remanded for later plea. That’s legalese for bookmarked for later read for you folks in Rio Linda.


28 posted on 01/12/2009 10:25:00 AM PST by miele man
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To: lewisglad
..... accused of having sex with one kid, who was 17 at the time, ....

Case dismissed.

The way I look at it, if you are old enough to legally get married and old enough to join the Marine Corps, you are old enough to sleep with somebody that looks likes this without getting your fragile psyche overly traumatized.


29 posted on 01/12/2009 10:25:50 AM PST by Polybius
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To: lewisglad

No males, even coming out of the bullpen? Are teenage girls really that much better at keeping secrets?


30 posted on 01/12/2009 10:26:22 AM PST by Doohickey (The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.)
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To: GQuagmire

ping


31 posted on 01/12/2009 10:28:18 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (Proud to be an American, where I least I know I'm free!)
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To: Doohickey

We live in a society where even on FreeRepublic that 30 posts into a thread about the epidemic of female teachers seducing boys noone sees this as a deep tragedy.


33 posted on 01/12/2009 10:32:04 AM PST by Golddigger3
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Bottom of the Order: Amy Northcutt, 27, Modesto, CA She was married, and the reckless way she texted her 16 year old female student at the Turlock Christian School to arrange a 3-some with her and her husband got her busted.

That's a dedicated wife right there!

Trying to get a 16 year old girl for her husband definitely earns her a "Guilty in Spite of Good Looks" which is probably a first on FR.

34 posted on 01/12/2009 10:32:19 AM PST by Polybius
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To: IrishPennant

Any teacher who has sex with a school boy and expects them to keep quiet is, well, stupid. I know if I were doing a hot teacher, I could only keep quiet for so long and would just HAVE to brag to my friends.


35 posted on 01/12/2009 10:32:56 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Obama is living proof that stupid people should not be allowed to vote.)
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To: lewisglad
"in parking lots outside WalMart and Publix, under bridges and the occasional hotel room."

Publix... I always get a chuckle mispronouncing that name.

36 posted on 01/12/2009 10:34:02 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Bad move with the texts!


37 posted on 01/12/2009 10:36:07 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: Golddigger3

I agree.


38 posted on 01/12/2009 10:38:13 AM PST by wintertime (Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
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To: IrishPennant

Of course, I don’t remember any teachers that I would have wanted to...

Me neither...I had teachers with names like “gay Jay” and “Bull” who was a 5’x5’x5’ cube of bovine meaness...who loved Shakespeare.

Certainly none who looked like those ladies.


39 posted on 01/12/2009 10:42:16 AM PST by Adder (typical basicly decent bitter white person)
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To: Golddigger3

A dozen casesaacross the country for a whole year is an epidemic? Seriously? Not saying it makes it right, but it’s hardly an epidemic.

You think the number is any different than two decades ago? I doubt it.


40 posted on 01/12/2009 10:44:41 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Golddigger3
We live in a society where even on FreeRepublic that 30 posts into a thread about the epidemic of female teachers seducing boys no one sees this as a deep tragedy.

To be perfectly honest, in today's society, I'd prefer that 16 year old boys have sex with their female teachers rather than have sex with their 16 year old female classmates.

I consider the latter to be a much deeper "tragedy" than the former although current American society takes the latter for granted.


41 posted on 01/12/2009 10:44:56 AM PST by Polybius
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To: jasoncann

6 innocents/not guilty’s out of 12, that has to be an all time record.


42 posted on 01/12/2009 10:57:14 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

Wow! Some of them are HOT! Send me back to 7th grade!


43 posted on 01/12/2009 10:58:17 AM PST by 2harddrive (...House a TOTAL Loss.....)
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To: 2harddrive

I think this ‘epidemic’ more stems from sending 22 year old assistant teachers into the schools because they are desperate for staff.


44 posted on 01/12/2009 11:01:54 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

where were these teachers when i was in school!!!


45 posted on 01/12/2009 11:07:27 AM PST by remaxagnt (`)
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To: lewisglad
Nice double entendre in there...
46 posted on 01/12/2009 11:08:07 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: lewisglad
Off the Bench: Bikini Teacher Tiffany Shepard, 30, Port St. Lucie, FL

Off the bench hell? She should be batting cleanup, looks like a big hitter.

47 posted on 01/12/2009 11:10:02 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: lewisglad

“Gerry Callahan billboard forehead”
Too funny. I forwarded this on to Gerry....


48 posted on 01/12/2009 11:10:10 AM PST by seamusnh
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To: TruthWillWin

Same for the late season callup!


49 posted on 01/12/2009 11:16:02 AM PST by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad
Some of these sluts would make great calendar girls.
50 posted on 01/12/2009 11:17:07 AM PST by gitmogrunt
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