Posted on 01/23/2009 4:41:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen
0be owes me Pi Pies.
One more public gaffe and Biden gets sent to VP hell — where we will never hear nor see him for the next 4 years.
[I have doubts that Biden will be on the O ticket for the 2nd term.]
Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo, in the top 25!! Yipppeeeee, we all need a laugh today,,,,,,,,woooooooooohoooooooo!
| You Are Mud Pie |
 You are overpowering and dominant - and that's what people like about you. You bring energy and a new direction to most interactions. People crave you in a serious way. You're that important to them. Those who like you give into their impulses. You don't represent reason. You represent pure temptation. People get addicted to you rather easily. You offer people a dark side that is very hard to resist. |
“Logic” that most foreign of all concepts, will dictate that Liberal candidates and supporters can no longer prey on the ill-educated/under-educated about being disenfranchised, exploited, oppressed, betrayed by government!!!
The whining should stop, loser Liberals will have to start thinking for themselves and decline to be ‘re-educated’ every four years about how really awful they have it because of what Conservatives have done to them. Maybe we will see some internal debate in that party.
Of course, there being a logical premise to this prognosis, I am not hopeful that it is likely with the Liberal mindset being what it is (or isn’t)
“…Deceit will transform patient hope into furious disillusionment and the ends will make obligatory the search for other means.”
That picture of Michelle says a lot.
What Kind of Pie Are You? - http://tinyurl.com/9kfnm - You Are Apple Pie #blogthings
That’s a riot, everyone should see that especially after the week we’ve had!
| You Are Apple Pie |
 You prefer things the way you've always known them. You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that. Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style. Those who like you crave security. People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them. You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin. And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect. |
In a recent survey carried out for leading toiletries firm ‘Brut’, people from Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Chicago ‘s elite residents, and government official’s (almost all of whom
are registered Democrats) said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn’t been to prison yet.
Happy New Year 2009
As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
My best wishes for 2009
“The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take from someone else.”
Absolutely incredible...what a “best man”!!
That's why my FR name has been Apple Pan Dowdy for all these years. For an explanation as to why I added the "Pan Dowdy" part, see my FR profile page.
:)
Apple pie is me too.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep,he doesn’t know about
it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going
with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your
attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of
a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still
been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.
What’s with the knick-knacks Elwood?
Family heirlooms. And the quilts, too. The one on the bottom rung is 138 years old.
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