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[Lucky9teen]

The American Pie Council created this day (National Pie Day) simply to celebrate the pie.

How fitting...considering how much pie Americans are askin' for now....

So I say, let the silliness and jokes begin...
We've got 4 tough years ahead...and I think we need to start off with some humor so we don't go mad too soon.

And by the way, if they can dish it out like they did about Bush, then nothing is off limits about Obama.

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Q. Why will Obama hold a séance once he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.
 
President elect Obama has arranged for his first meeting with foreign leaders from other countries to demonstrate his foreign policy expertise. It's scheduled to run for five minutes.

Q. What will America's national bird be when Obama takes office? A. His middle finger.

Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Nobody knows.

Unlike former Presidents, Obama is not a member of the NRA, National Rifle Association. He's joined William Ayers organization instead. The NBA, the National Bombers Association.

Q. Why did the Secret Service install lightning rods at the White House?
A. To protect President Obama as he took his Oath of Office.

As President, Obama intends to run the country's finances just like he ran his household finances. He's got a book of blank checks

Q. Why will Obama ride in the back of a Presidential limousine?
A. The Vatican wouldn't sell him a Pope-Mobile.

Q. Why will President Obama get a new puppy for the White House?
A. Joe Biden is getting on in years.

Q. What’s black and blue and dead all over?
A. Anyone who dares to tell a joke about President Obama in public.

Q. What do SIMBA and OBAMA have in common?
A. They're both cartoons.

Q. Why will President Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?
A. He doesn't want any bushes at the White House.

Q. What will President Obama replace the rose bushes with?
A. Opium poppies.

An old priest who for years had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital, lay dying in the hospital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.

'I would really like to see Barack Obama and Joe Biden before I die,' he whispered.

'I'll see what I can do, Father,' replied the nurse, and she respectfully forwarded the request to the DNC and waited for a response.

Surprisingly, soon the word arrived. Obama and Biden would be delighted to visit the priest. <

As they made their way to the hospital, Obama commented to Biden, 'I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but the media coverage will certainly help our images.'

Biden couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Biden's hand in his right hand and Obama's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the ancient cleric's face.

Finally Biden spoke, 'Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'

Taking a deep breath, the old priest painfully replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior.'

'Amen,' said Obama.

'Amen,' said Biden.

The old priest continued, 'He died between two lying thieves and I would like to do the same..' (shout out to Lady Jag for this one)



Barack Obama was walking down the street when he saw a little boy giving away pupies. Obama asked the boy what kind of puppies they were. The little boy said they were Democrat puppies. Never shying away from a photo op, Obama came by the next day with an army of reporters and video cams. He asked the little boy to tell Mr Blitzer what kind of puppies they were. The little boy said they were Republican puppies. Obama was very surprised. He asked the little boy why they weren’t Deomcrat puppies any more. The little boy said, “That was yesterday, today they opened their eyes.” (tip of the hat to Freeper Pelagius of Asturias)

President Obama wants to appoint a new middle east expert.

The first candidate knew the middle east well, spoke Arabic and Hebrew, and has lived in the middle east for decades, but he wasn't a Democrat.

The second candidate was a Democrat, but didn't know the middle east well and spoke neither Arabic nor Hebrew.

The third candidate was a Democrat and knew the middle east well, spoke Arabic and Hebrew, and has lived in the middle east for decades, in fact he was born there. But he was a Jew.

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In Obama's America, television watches YOU!

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Question on Obama's Web site:

During George W. Bush's reign protesters often demonstrated against American foreign policy in Washington. Can dissidents still do that under President Obama?

Obama's Web site answers:

Yes. Under President Obama dissidents will still be able to demonstrate against the foreign policy of George W. Bush.



Statistics are in and they say over 2 million people attended the inauguration for Obama. Only 13 had to call in to work.

[Lucky9teen]

Caption this photo...

[Lucky9teen]

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I realize there are a LOT of things negative about having Obama in the White House and a Democrat controlled Congress and Senate, but I pose this question to you all....

Can you think of any positives out of this?

So far, I have (hopefully):
1) Many will see the err of their ways and how bad Democrats mess things up
2) Democrats will have no one to blame but themselves
3) No more Bush Bashing
4) Hopefully a 100% conservative President in 2010

[exit82]

In before ten?

Happy Friday to all!

[Lucky9teen]

You Are Cream Pie

You're the perfect combo of simplicity and divinity.
You are a secret hedonist. No one knows how indulgent you can be.
You don't indulge often, but when you do, you go for the best.
You have expensive taste - even if you aren't rich.

Those who like you life for understated pleasures.
You're not flashy or trendy, but you have a depth that most people lack.
Interacting with you makes most people feel incredibly satisfied.
You are gentle, super sweet, and in harmony with those around you.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

[CholeraJoe]

Gangsta boy signing in.

[DBCJR]

“So bye bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry...”

Cause all the money went.... who knows?

We’ll print a bunch more for GM

[Rummyfan]

TOP TEN!!!!

Happy Silly Friday All!

... so sad, no NFL this weekend....

[RexBeach]

2012, not 2010.

Your point is well taken oh great Lucky One!

[Rummyfan]

Hopefully a 100% conservative President in 2010

I think 2012 is the best we can hope for!!!

[Lonewolf251]

Woo hoo, it’s FRIDAY
good day to all

[Lonewolf251]

What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Mud Pie

You’re the perfect combo of flavor and depth.
You are overpowering and dominant - and that’s what people like about you.
You bring energy and a new direction to most interactions.
People crave you in a serious way. You’re that important to them.

Those who like you give into their impulses.
You don’t represent reason. You represent pure temptation.
People get addicted to you rather easily.
You offer people a dark side that is very hard to resist.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional.
You prefer things the way you've always known them.
You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that.
Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style.

Those who like you crave security.
People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them.
You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin.
And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

[sunny48]

Good Morning.
Those were rich, you’re on a roll:)

[Marauder]

There was a lot of Bush-bashing to be sure, but now the pundits and comedians have the Bidens (both Jill and Joe) both of whom so far promise to be endless sources of gaffes and screwups for material.

We haven’t seen a VP this utterly clueless since Algore.

[TomGuy]

3) No more Bush Bashing

Wrong. Bush will be blamed for every ill during the next 4-8 years.

Consider how many on FR still blame Clinton for every ill of the last 8 years.

The fingerpointers will continue to point fingers. That is all they know how to do.

[dangus]

>> 4) Hopefully a 100% conservative President in 2010 <<

Ummm....

[PBRSTREETGANG]

2010?

Now THAT'S what I call an optimist!!

[DejaJude]

I came out as apple pie. Can’t get any more American than that!

[sunny48]

You Are Lemon Meringue Pie

You’re the perfect combo of sassy and sweet.
You always know how to brighten someone’s mood, but you’re not overly sappy.
In fact, you can be a bit too honest at times. And most people find that refreshing.
While you’re always true to yourself, you keep things light. That’s how people are able to stomach your slightly bitter outlook.

Those who like you have well refined tastes.
You’re complicated - and let’s face it - a true enigma.
You enjoy defying expectations, and there are many layers to your personality.
There’s not one easy way to define you.

[sunny48]

Very Funny, watch to the end

Watch all the way to the end.

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