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  • 8-foot alligator in Van Nuys backyard may have killed pets for decades

    01/14/2015 7:13:23 PM PST · by EveningStar · 26 replies
    Los Angeles Daily News ^ | January 14, 2015 | Steven Rosenberg
    An 8-foot alligator found in a Van Nuys backyard earlier this week may have been killing and eating neighborhood pets for decades, a Los Angeles Department of Animal Services officer told the Daily News. The residents at the home in the 13200 block of Sylvan Street said they got the alligator when it was a baby and have had it ever since, Ani­mal Services Commander Mark Salazar said.
  • After 28 years, a woman and prized Mustang reunite

    12/25/2014 7:14:25 AM PST · by Brother Cracker · 54 replies
    montereyherald ^ | 12/22/14 | Ana Ceballos
    Salinas >> Before Monday, the last time Lynda Alsip saw her forest-green 1967 Ford Mustang was 28 years ago. It was her first car. They even shared the same birthday, said Alsip, who was born in 1967. She bought the car for $800 at the age of 17, with a little help from her dad who has since passed away. But about a year after she bought the car, it was stolen from outside her apartment complex in Salinas. Before she had the chance to install her personalized license plates — “LYNDA 67” — it was gone. “I never thought...
  • Get Your 'Ready for Hillary' Hanging Ornament!

    11/30/2014 5:48:32 PM PST · by Mozilla · 52 replies
    newsbusters ^ | 11-30-14 | Mark Finkelstein
    Leftists looking for the perfect ornament to adorn their trees need look no further. "Ready for Hillary" ornaments are now available! I got the good news via email today from RFH. Says the promo: "Embellish your Support! Hang this elegant, gold-finished aluminum ornament proudly. Comes in a black velveteen pouch." And at only $35, a steal! We are assured that the ornaments are "USA made." OK, but are they union made? In any case, what are your thoughts on these ornaments, shown in the photo with a delicate tree limb in the background?
  • ISIS Training Manual for Women ... How to Cook Pancakes for Your Jihadi Husband

    11/30/2014 11:46:48 AM PST · by DogByte6RER · 33 replies ^ | NOVEMBER 30, 2014 |
    The world’s deadliest terror group issues a pancake recipe THE IS agency for women, has launched a ‘cookbook’, explaining how to keep jihadists happy and fulfilled by making pancakes after a day of fighting. The agency known as Al-Zawra that “prepares sisters for the battlefield for jihadists” has been dubbed a “finishing school” for young women hoping to wed militants. In a step-by-step guide, published by Al-Zawra, the recipe calls for one egg, four tablespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of oil, 4 tablespoons of salt, one cup of milk and one cup of flour. This follows the first recipe released...
  • Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

    07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT · by Roscoe Karns · 586 replies · 27,584+ views
    July 28, 2006 | rk
    ...Deep within the Mod's underground lair: . We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program. ...Sending. .... To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! Welcome to Free Republic. Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob ... No response yet, Jim. ... Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode. ...Sending. ... To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! You signed up today to post this? Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max . To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter! Go back to DU! Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol . To: carol DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU??? Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22...
  • Police say someone is shooting ears of corn at cars in Carver, MA

    11/16/2014 3:42:40 PM PST · by Bettyprob · 94 replies
    The Patriot Ledger ^ | November 14, 2014
    CARVER – Police say someone shot an ear of corn through a police cruiser’s windshield using a makeshift device. Police say the corn, which had previously been described only as a “projectile,” damaged the cruiser but did not cause any injuries. At least two other cars have been hit by objects fired at them near Purchase and Callow streets in the last week.
  • Vanity Alert: Tell your favorite humorous parenthood story!

    10/26/2014 5:58:54 PM PDT · by goodwithagun · 61 replies
    FReepers, we are in desperate need of some levity. Please share your favorite funny story about the ins and outs of parenthood. I'll go first!
  • Avast! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

    09/19/2014 6:52:51 AM PDT · by hoagy62 · 86 replies
    Ahoy, mateys! be that day once more. The day when ye can hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure (or mystify your co-workers & friends by how you are speaking). September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Given the seriousness of all the crap going on around us, it's nice...even for a little be silly and have a little fun.
  • Hiss Torie

    08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 75 replies
    8/28/2014 | Laz
    Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far: During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost. In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More. These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget. Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!
  • Huge Butter Spill Creates Jam on Indianapolis Highway

    08/02/2014 6:53:31 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 29 replies
    ABC News ^ | Aug 1, 2014 | Yazhou Sun
    Butter and jam usually conjures up images of warm toast, but on an Indianapolis highway today it meant a huge slippery mess that closed part of busy highway during the morning rush hour. A dairy truck crashed overnight on Interstate 465 and spilled over 45,000 pounds of butter, margarine and whipped cream. "Our preliminary conclusion is that the truck driver fell asleep while driving, hit a barrier, and crashed at around 3:30 a.m.," Capt. David Dursten, spokesman for the Indiana State Police told ABC News. The semi split in half, spilling tubes
  • Musk ox invasion keeps Nome wildlife managers busy

    07/03/2014 11:39:53 AM PDT · by skeptoid · 3,578 replies
    Anchorage Daily News ^ | comJuly 2, 2014 | SEAN DOOGAN
    Nome is used to rowdy residents, but some relatively new transplants are making a real nuisance of themselves -- although unlike the colorful characters of the early 20th century gold rush days, these visitors have four legs, not two. Musk oxen are wandering into the city on the Seward Peninsula, and despite loud noises, water hoses and even a blow-up bear coated in ursine urine, they don't want to leave.
  • Things are SO bad....

    08/01/2014 8:50:29 AM PDT · by mononymous · 3 replies
    Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 8/1/2014 | Mononymous1
    (1) Michelle Obama is forced to eat from own school lunch menu (2) Illegal immigrants are running away across the border (3) Michael Moore has lost weight (4) Al Gore can’t release his second chakra (5) The Clinton family will only make about $20 million this year (6) John Boehner has no more tears left (7) Nancy Pelosi finally checked into a mental institution (8) John Kerry’s face has actually grown longer (9) Chris “Tingles” Matthews is “alrokering” in his (10) Obama will have to squeeze in a few more rounds of golf (11) Lois Lerner’s toaster self-destructed (12) Jimmy...
  • Russians lose track of spaceship full of bonking lizards

    07/26/2014 4:02:18 PM PDT · by Citizen Zed · 49 replies
    Northern Rivers Echo ^ | 7-27-2014 | James Vincent
    RUSSIAN scientists have lost contact with an experimental satellite filled with geckos that was to be the focus of new research on animal sex in zero-gravity. The Foton-M4 spacecraft was launched from Kazakhstan's Baikonur Cosmodrome on 19 July and made several orbits of the planet before it stopped responding to commands from Roscosmos, Russia's Federal Space Agency. "So, there is only one-way communication," a spokesperson for mission control was quoted as saying by news agency ITAR-Tass, adding that engineers were looking to fix the problem in case life systems were disrupted, killing the creatures on board. The five geckos on...
  • Pristine wrecks revealed in Evian Straits

    09/22/2012 11:39:46 PM PDT · by SunkenCiv · 16 replies
    Athens News ^ | Friday, September 14, 2012 | John Leonard
    During the summer the sites of six previously undocumented ancient shipwrecks were located by the Southern Euboean Gulf Survey (SEGS)... nautical archaeologist George Koutsouflakis of the Greek Ephorate of Underwater Antiquities (EUA)... noted that the collaborative SEGS project was launched in 2006... has discovered and recorded 24 ancient shipwrecks... This year's SEGS team... located four ancient wrecks... Makronissos proved to be a particularly rich hunting ground... three of the wreck sites discovered there appear extraordinarily well preserved and may contain the actual remains of the wooden ships... mounded, concreted cargoes of transport amphorae, the distinctive ceramic containers usually used for...
  • 'Giant dino' (as in 105 ft.) found in Argentina

    10/16/2007 6:29:07 AM PDT · by yankeedame · 4 replies · 78+ views ^ | Monday, 15 October 2007 | staff writer
    Last Updated: Monday, 15 October 2007, 23:32 GMT 00:32 UK 'Giant dino' found in Argentina The plant-eater's skeleton came complete with fossilised leaves Scientists think they have found a new species of giant plant-eating dinosaur, Futalognkosaurus dukei, that roamed the earth some 80m years ago. It would have measured at least 32m (105ft) in height, making it one of the tallest dinosaurs ever found, Argentine and Brazilian palaeontologists say. The skeleton showed signs that its owner had been eaten by predators. The excavation site in Argentina has yielded a series of specimens since the first fossils were found there in...
  • 105-Foot Dinosaur Unearthed in Argentina

    10/15/2007 2:00:35 PM PDT · by Alter Kaker · 60 replies · 259+ views
    Associated Press ^ | 10/15/2007 | Michael Astor
    RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) — The skeleton of what is believed to be a new dinosaur species — a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found — has been uncovered in Argentina, scientists said Monday.Standing alongside a replica of a neck vertebra more than 3 feet high, scientists from Argentina and Brazil said the find was remarkable because they have recovered the most complete skeletons one of one of these "giants" found so far.They said the Patagonian dinosaur appears to represent a previously unknown species of Titanosaur because of the unique structure of its neck. They...
  • Israel starts all-female 'Hummer Operators Unit'

    07/14/2011 8:58:18 PM PDT · by G Larry · 35 replies
    World ^ | 13 July, 2011 | Intelligence Briefing
    TEL AVIV — The Israel Army is using an advanced U.S.-origin system to train women soldiers in urban warfare. The Army has been training women soldiers to operate the Hummer combat vehicle in urban warfare missions. A military statement said the training has been facilitated by the use of the Multiple Integrated Laser Engagement System, or MILES, developed by Lockheed Martin. "The training they provide includes how to drive a Hummer on various surfaces and landscapes, avoiding the enemy line of fire, and operating the Hummer using various systems," the military said. "The IDF's Hummer Operators Unit is the only...
  • Astronomy Picture of the Day -- A Milky Way Band

    07/10/2011 5:13:16 PM PDT · by SunkenCiv · 15 replies · 1+ views
    NASA ^ | July 10, 2011 | (see photo credit)
    Explanation: Most bright stars in our Milky Way Galaxy reside in a disk. Since our Sun also resides in this disk, these stars appear to us as a diffuse band that circles the sky. The above panorama of a northern band of the Milky Way's disk covers 90 degrees and is a digitally created mosaic of several independent exposures. Scrolling right will display the rest of this spectacular picture. Visible are many bright stars, dark dust lanes, red emission nebulae, blue reflection nebulae, and clusters of stars. In addition to all this matter that we can see, astronomers suspect there...
  • Caption Obama at Ford

    08/09/2010 9:34:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 29 replies
    President Barack Obama sits in the driver's seat of a 2011 Ford Explorer as he tours the Ford Motor Company Chicago Assembly Plant August 5, 2010. U.S. President Barack Obama greets employees as he tours the Ford Motor Company Chicago Assembly Plant August 5, 2010. Obama used the visit to highlight the turnaround in the U.S. motor vehicle manufacturing sector in the past year U.S. President Barack Obama sits takes a look at electric cars as he attends the groundbreaking of a factory for Compact Power Inc. in Holland, Michigan July 15, 2010. The completed factory will employ more than...
  • Caption Kagan & Obama

    08/09/2010 8:48:16 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 20 replies
    President Barack Obama welcomes Elena Kagan to the White House after the Senate approved her nomination to become a Supreme Court Associate Justice in Washington, August 6, 2010.

    08/06/2010 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 97 replies · 1+ views
    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. I cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. What a working desk says about a person's mindWilliam F....
  • World's Largest Digital Camera to Watch for Killer Asteroids

    06/25/2010 8:55:08 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 28 replies
    nationalgeographic ^ | June 22, 2010 | Brian Handwerk
    If a planet-destroying asteroid is headed for Earth, scientists now have a much better chance of spotting it. From its perch atop Hawaii’s dormant Haleakala volcano, the PS1 telescope, which boasts the world's largest digital camera, has begun full-time operations, snapping hundreds of high-resolution photos each day as it scans the sky for space rocks and strange stellar phenomena. PS1 is the first of several telescopes planned as part of the Panoramic Survey Telescope & Rapid Response System, or Pan-STARRS. The telescope will map near-Earth asteroids ranging in size from 984 feet (300 meters)—big enough to cause major regional destruction...
  • Elton John: No one could have stopped me from coming

    06/18/2010 4:16:20 AM PDT · by chickadee · 61 replies · 1,484+ views ^ | City Mouse Online
    Refusing to bow to the pressure of anti-Israel activists, Sir Elton John arrived in Israel on Thursday and performed in front of tens of thousands of Israelis at the Ramat Gan stadium. John's arrival followed weeks of speculation due to several recent cancellations of concerts in Israel by other musical acts including Elvis Costello, the Pixies and Devendra Banhart for politically-related reasons.
  • (-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

    05/21/2010 5:17:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 121 replies · 3,665+ views
    HAND HAND FINGERS THUMB AND OBAMA ZOMBIES(Mostly by Dr. Suess - edited by Lucky9teen)   Hand Hand Fingers Thumb Dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum.   One hand two hands drumming on a drum. Dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum.   Zombie hears the news. Zombie follows the dumb. Zombie votes in Obama. Zombie beats the drum.     Now...   it's all dark.   Dum dum dum dum.   Obama finds his power.   Obama finds his thumb. Beats a loud dum-ditty on his little drum.   Zombie feels a rumble in his zombie tum. Zombie...
  • (-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

    04/30/2010 6:08:05 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 84 replies · 2,664+ views
    So, let me get this straight... If you are a politician, or in government, then it's ok to:~ not pay taxes~ fly you and/or your family/friends around in private jets, whenever and where ever you want ~ make whatever laws/rules you want~ not follow any already existing rules/laws~ be corrupt in every way possible, and still be The President of The United States of America~ be a radical marxist or socialist and be involved heavily and influential in the White House ~ decide who gets what money (or who gets whose)~ not prove you are a legal citizen to be...
  • Caption Obama hosting Muslim entrepreneurs

    04/27/2010 10:40:01 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 36 replies · 1,021+ views
    US President Barack Obama speaks at the Presidential Summit on Entrepreneurship at the Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, DC. Obama has announced a string of new educational and entrepreneurial exchanges with Muslim nations, in a bid to honor his promise to forge a new beginning with Islam.
  • (=:>ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd<:=)

    03/26/2010 5:25:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies · 3,711+ views
    Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles. “OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A...
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    03/19/2010 5:18:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 104 replies · 3,419+ views
    <p>How fitting.......It's POULTRY DAY!!</p> <p>Poultry Day celebrates chicken, turkey and other birds we commonly consume. Chicken and turkey are lower in fats, and cholesterol than other meats, making it better for your health. They also give you your breakfast eggs.</p>
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    03/12/2010 4:22:46 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 58 replies · 2,857+ views
    Fáilte O’BamaIt’s President Barack Obama! And a green toilet plunger! On Saint Patrick’s Day! Obama, a Tea Partier, and an Irishman, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Irishman says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye...
  • Caption Biden and Clinton

    12/09/2009 3:37:59 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 27 replies · 1,014+ views
    Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton stands with Vice President Joe Biden in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Monday, Dec. 7, 2009, as Barack Obama met with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
  • Caption the Jackass pardoning a turkey

    11/25/2009 10:10:10 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies · 2,637+ views
    US President Barack Obama (R) alongside his daughter Malia Obama (R), and National Turkey Federation Chairman Walter Pelletier (2nd L), pet a turkey named Courage during the annual turkey pardoning ceremony for Thanksgiving on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, DC.
  • Caption Hillary & Biden

    11/24/2009 1:59:11 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 42 replies · 2,027+ views
    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greets Mrs. Gursharan Kaur during a State Arrival ceremony in the East Room of the White House for the Prime Minister of India, Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009 in Washington. U.S. Vice President Joe Biden (C) with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh (L) and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrive at a luncheon at the State Department in Washington November 24, 2009.
  • Caption Michelle and the wife of the Prime Minister of India

    11/24/2009 11:38:18 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 152 replies · 5,400+ views
    First Lady Michelle Obama (R) speaks with Gursharan Kaur, wife of the Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh, during a welcoming ceremony at the White House in Washington November 24, 2009.
  • Caption Obama promotes science, technology, engineering and mathematics education

    11/23/2009 1:00:44 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 30 replies · 1,647+ views
    U.S. President Barack Obama (R) watches on as the "Cougar Cannon" robot throws a ball at a student from Oakton High School following Obama's remarks on science, technology, engineering and math education initiatives in the Eisenhower Executive Office building in Washington, November 23, 2009. U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about initiatives to promote science, technology, engineering and mathematics education while in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the White House complex in Washington, November 23, 2009
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    11/20/2009 4:30:54 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 122 replies · 7,610+ views
    National Boob Belt DayMichelle Obama First Presidential Wife to be a Hit on Reality TV Series.    
  • Caption Michelle

    11/18/2009 3:31:27 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies · 3,220+ views
    U.S. first lady Michelle Obama speaks during an afternoon tea in the East Room of the White House held to celebrate women in the military in Washington November 18, 2009. First lady Michelle Obama laughs during a meeting with school personnel at Hollin Meadows Science and Math Focus School in Alexandria, Virginia November 18, 2009. She visited the school to highlight the USDAO's Healthier U.S. Schools Challenge focusing on three core principles: nutritious meals, nutrition education, and physical education.
  • ~$$~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~$$~

    11/13/2009 5:11:58 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies · 5,221+ views
    Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took...
  • Caption Biden and Pelosi

    11/04/2009 12:24:24 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 32 replies · 1,468+ views
    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif. talks with Vice President Joe Biden on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2009, prior to German Chancellor Angela Merkel's address to a joint session of Congress
  • Caption Obama at Wright Middle School in WI

    11/04/2009 11:55:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies · 2,316+ views
    U.S. President Barack Obama (L) sits next to U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan as they visit the Wright Middle School in Madison, Wisconsin, November 4, 2009. A student with an "Obama" haircut at Wright Middle School in Madison, Wisconsin, listens to U.S. President Barack Obama speak as he visits the area, November 4, 2009.
  • Caption Bill Clinton

    11/03/2009 12:51:20 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 43 replies · 1,995+ views
    Former U.S. President Bill Clinton (L) holds an Albanian traditional hat called Plis alongside Kosovo President Fatmir Sejdiu during his visit to Pristina, November 1, 2009. Clinton is in Kosovo where he unveiled his statue in Clinton's Boulevard. Former US president Bill Clinton addresses thousands of ethnic Albanians in Pristina, Kosovo, on Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009. Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo's capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name....
  • Caption Michelle Obama at a leadership and mentoring initiative

    11/03/2009 12:24:50 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 156 replies · 6,259+ views
    U.S. first lady Michelle Obama speaks during a leadership and mentoring initiative at the White House in Washington November 2, 2009. The initiative will provide a group of local high school students an opportunity to participate in educational, career development, life-skills, and mentoring activities with senior women from the East and West Wings of the White House.
  • Caption Mayor Bloomberg

    11/03/2009 12:16:49 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 33 replies · 1,365+ views
    New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg exits a voting booth in New York November 3, 2009. Mayor Bloomberg appeared headed to victory over Democrat Bill Thompson after engineering a rules change to allow him to run for a third term and spending millions of his own money on his campaign. As of last month, the billionaire mayor had spent $85 million to Thompson's $6 million.
  • Caption Michelle harvesting her garden

    10/29/2009 2:57:41 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies · 3,844+ views
    First lady Michelle Obama harvests vegetables from the garden with children from Washington's Bancroft and Kimball Elementary schools, Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.
  • Caption Obama celebrating Diwali

    10/14/2009 4:09:50 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 23 replies · 1,937+ views
    President Barack Obama, accompanied by Hindu Priest Sri Narayanachar Digalakote, uses a candle to light an oil lamp in observation of Diwali, or the 'Festival of Lights,' a holiday celebrated across faiths in India, Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2009, in the East Room of the White House in Washington. U.S. President Barack Obama smiles after signing an Executive Order restoring the White House Advisory Commission and Interagency Working Group, and observing Diwali in the East Room of the White House in Washington, October 14, 2009.
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    10/02/2009 6:10:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies · 6,061+ views
    There........I fixed it for ya.... Sure beats that little donut that comes with the car... Ain't getting in there...nope No wonder electricians get paid so much... I'd like to hear their excuse after the cops pull them over... Hey, if it works... Who does this and thinks it's safe? Again, who does this and thinks it's safe? Ooh, Pretty no comment Care for a ride? So....there's more than one use for those containers, eh? What a great way to recycle baby bottles. Smoke em if ya got em... Nice porch. While grounded in concern, I feel your criticism is insulated...
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    09/25/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 145 replies · 6,478+ views
    Our President, Mr. Obama, Governs with cool, never drama. His sweet words can thrill, But his policies kill. Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma. NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY There once was a guy named Barack Who loved to hear himself talk He bought all the banks Then wanted our thanks Though he put all our children in hock A mandate the Dems thought he’d get More liberal than center, you bet But we never knew How badly He’d do While piling up trillions in debt Our president knows how to parse Golden words into nebulous farce But he makes the...
  • Caption Obama with Letterman

    09/21/2009 2:23:42 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies · 3,488+ views
    President Barack Obama talks with host David Letterman during a break at a taping of CBS The Late Show with David Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York, Monday, Sept. 21, 2009.
  • Caption Jimmy Carter

    09/18/2009 10:39:29 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 28 replies · 1,604+ views
    Former President Jimmy Carter smiles during his 28th annual town hall meeting at Emory University in Atlanta, Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Carter answered questions from Emory students on the topics of President Barack Obama, healthcare reform and the middle east Former US president Jimmy Carter stands in front of the controversial Israeli separation barrier during a visit to the West Bank village of Bilin in August. Carter said Sunday Palestinian leaders were "seriously considering" a one-state solution for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, following a visit to the Middle East.
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    09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 178 replies · 8,012+ views
    National DayA cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'. Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship! Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King! How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat. How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast! How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball! How do...
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    09/04/2009 8:17:40 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 166 replies · 7,799+ views
    Well, since we're heading into a 3 day weekend (for most), I thought I'd give you options for fun.... Sept 3rd is Skyscraper Day Sept 4th is Newspaper Carrier Day"I want my $2 dollars!! Sept 5 is Be Late for Something Day Or Cheese Pizza Day Sept 6th is Fight Procrastination Day Or Read a Book Day And of course, Sept 7th is Labor Day ENJOY!!!!