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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    #WorstHolidayTradition@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.” @ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"Hearing this, the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/05/2014 4:24:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky! Knock, knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left? What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What...
  • Thanksgiving Singles Thread

    11/26/2014 2:19:19 PM PST · by DaveLoneRanger · 126 replies
    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! It's been a long time, and I figured it was time for a nice reunion/catch-up thread! I know one of our own, dear Eleanor, actually broke ranks of the Singles group and was married this year. A few of the others like my own bad self are still in the club. What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving? Let's catch up.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I am thankful for the Friday Silliness Thread....especially when it comes early......(like on Wednesday, because Friday most people won't be around, because they'll be recovering from Thanksgiving....or worse......shopping!) So...here is some Thanksgiving humorHorn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument felt stuffy and he couldnt blow air through it. Its not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small tangerine dropped...
  • **THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass. 18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesnt know who he is? Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall: Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and Im not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/14/2014 5:04:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    Flashback Friday Since I completely spaced out doing the OFST this week, I'm pulling from my archives. Enjoy!!! Puns & Other Word Play Many see puns as cheap humor, one-liners, or groaners, despite their prevalence in our culture. They are most often seen in the names of businesses, or advertising. Others, like the writer Jonathan Swift, see them as a challenging art form, where one shapes words like a cobbler bends leather. 'Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words,' said Swift, 'which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/07/2014 4:45:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    House of Representatives — 2008 and......................................2014 Who are the most bitter on Twitter? Bette Midler ✔ @BetteMidler - Well, we can look forward to: unregulated banks, no health care, filthy air and oceans, and WAR, WAR AND MORE WAR. Thanks, folks! Michael Moore ✔ @MMFlint - INSANE:Maj of US for gay rights, womens rights, civil rights, want climate change laws, raise min wage- then let minority elect Repub Senate Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Prediction: Republicans win control of your body. Lizz Winstead ✔ @lizzwinstead - Well at least colorado voters decided life does not begin at your erection....
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/31/2014 5:45:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    And now from our WTF Halloween Dept We examine the many and diverse #LiberalHalloweenTraditions Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating. Heh.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/24/2014 8:24:03 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 50 replies
    Actual Table of Contents 1. Paid Vacations for Bureaucrats Gone Wild 2. Swedish Massages for Rascally Rabbits 3. Army Creates Free First-Person Shooter the Intelligence Community Worries Could Train Terrorists 4. Mountain Lions on a Treadmill 5. Anti-Terror Grant Buys State-of-the-Art SWAT Equipment for Safest Small Town in America 6. OPM Pays Contractor To Flush Security Clearance Investigations like a dead goldfish 7. Spouses Stab Voodoo Dolls More Often When Hungry, Study Reveals ($331K spent) 8. Scientists Hope Gambling Monkeys Unlock Secrets of Free Will ($171K spent) 9. Subsidies for Sports Stadiums Leave Taxpayers Holding the Bill 10. Teen...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now. FREE FOR ALL
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/10/2014 5:39:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Freakin' Crazy Satire or Real story...you decide According to sources, there is an antidote for the virus. The cure was tested at the CDC facility in Georgia this week, where an infected doctor has been nearly cured, against all odds.Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola.Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama. The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/03/2014 6:20:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Bad Morning?More boobs than brainsJeff Gordon pranks a car salesmanWhen you gotta go...you gotta go... (wait for it...) What If The Illegals Left? Somebody really did their homework on this one. Best on the subject to present date.What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America? I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament."I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver last week. Hernandez said, "Illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy clothes. What happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go away?"Hmmm, I thought, what would happen?So...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    Why did Holder resign? Maybe he wants to hold office...or something? Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless... Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder ***********************************************************At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    In honor of Constitution week... Stupid Things Democrats Say "It's time to take back America!" ~ Joe Biden (D) Delaware, 9/1/14 Just two points... a) you've had the White House for 6 years now, take it back from "what"? b) Eric Holder says that phrase is racist.***********************************************************President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many achievements and contributions to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy. Well that sounds great... except for two very minor issues: 1) None of the founders were Muslim 2) We live...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 165 replies
    Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD! Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.It's harder than you think....I'll start first: Pick Your Artist: THE FIXXAre you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTIONHow do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUTDescribe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHERDescribe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIREIf you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLEYour favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATIONYour best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/05/2014 6:32:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Dear Comrades, Comrade Vice President Joseph Biden has announced that the USSA will chase The Islamic Caliphate (PBUI) to the gates of hell with a barrage of fearsome Twitter messages and fatally ironic Instagram photos. Already successful used by the USSA State Departments Information Directorate against the bourgeois imperialist Vladimir Putin and the Boko Haram in Nigeria, The Islamic State can soon expect to receive thousand of potentially embarrassing texts and pictures from high-capacity online accounts being prepared at the White Fortress. Throughout the USSA, countless college students have already volunteered to repost and retweet State messages, adding even...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    Thanks to Lazamataz's new book, I came across some other silliness: ***BREAKING*** Woman Shot in her own Driveway* Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/22/2014 5:33:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Random Silliness When : On Friday, DUHDo you know someone that drives like this? Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer...
  • ***The Official Friday Silliness Thread***

    08/15/2014 5:27:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Relaxation Day When : August 15th Relaxation Day is a day to kick back and do nothing. Ahhhh! What a great day. The stresses, the hustle and bustle seemingly consumes us, every day of the year. Even Sundays are no longer days of rest and relaxation. There never seems to be a day to just kick back and relax. For those us with a hectic lifestyle, Relaxation Day is a day to look forward to. It provides a break from the madness of your busy work and personal schedule. Todays is the day to enjoy either doing absolutely nothing,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/08/2014 5:37:32 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Things aren't always what they appear to be Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?Or if I...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/01/2014 5:50:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 86 replies
    Hamas Bumper Stickers These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too. Honk if you've been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes If you can read this, you're about to be blown up, too I just lost 200 lbs instantly - ask me how My other car is a bomb 80 percent of success is just blowing upBaby suicide bomber on board This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.Kill, baby, kill What car bomb would Mohammed drive?Driver carries no cash, he's about to be vaporized "Palestinian rebels"...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/25/2014 5:52:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Culinarians Day When : July 25th Culinarians Day is a special day for anyone who cooks. That means just about everyone of us get to celebrate this day. You don't have to be a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute to celebrate this delicious day. You simply have to cook, and to enjoy the results. There's national concern over growing obesity in America. Recognizing this fact, one would think that this is a huge holiday. However, we found this to be one of the least known holidays in the country..... up to now. Not anymore! We have...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/18/2014 5:26:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Caldern, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train. As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued. Barack Obama says, "This is a fine bottle of wine Nicolas". Upon hearing this, President Nicolas Sarkozy throws out a case of France's finest wine and says, "In France, fine wine is bountiful and plenty!"Not to be outdone by Vladimir Putin, who then throws out two cases of Russia's finest Vodka, "In Russia,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/11/2014 5:57:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    Cheer Up the Lonely Day When : July 11th Cheer Up the Lonely Day is an opportunity to make a lonely person happy. Any time you can make someone happy, you've done a good thing, and should be proud of yourself. Lonely people have few friends and loved ones. They may have lost loved ones over the years. They may be elderly. They see people on an infrequent basis. Spend some time today cheering up lonely people. It's easy to do.....just spend some time with them. When you visit, bring happy things to talk about. Keep the conversation upbeat,...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/03/2014 5:31:34 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Happy Independence Day FReeper FRiends!!!I am posting this on Thursday so we can have some silliness before the Holiday weekend. Today is the anniversary of the day America broke up with England To celebrate, I found a little song someone wrote on Tumblr:Cuz if you liked it then you shouldnt have put your rules on itIf you liked it then you shouldnt have put that tax on itDont be mad once you see our freedom hitIf you liked it then you shouldnt have badly governed itWo oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, wo oh...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    Random Silliness anyone?Fed Up With "Frozen," 2 Dads Perform Parody Song A good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?""Yep"."Would you like me to help you upstairs?""Yep".When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?""Yep".Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 108 replies
    This is why we cant have nice things. The inauguration of President Barraco Barner: This wish: This question: This observation: This shocking discovery: This history lesson: This welcome sign: This origin story: This stupid question: This very important question: This sad fact: This call for help: This tragedy: This amateur art historian: This persons plug struggle (puggle): This elevator drama: This persons severe lack of toast: ...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
    On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.Page 2 is critical: Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle) Hard Decisions Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached? Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 124 replies
    Siri says... RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING. It's time for a workout:
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day As Donald Rumsfeld informed us There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we dont know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we dont know we dont know. Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    It's Friday Silliness Time An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Love a Tree Day When: Always on May 16th It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two. Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it.Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 139 replies
    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies
    Welcome to the Silliness Thread! Just join right in, post your funny pictures, jokes, comments and random humor and it will make every ones day better. THIS JUST IN... A public school teacher was arrested today at Tampa International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didnt mean. Heres some hilarious texts.
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    04/18/2014 5:38:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver.The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.'Oh my word, thank you,' said the taxi driver.Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,' said the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    Youre probably already aware of the phrase, kids say the darndest things. Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So dont be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.Youre not convinced? Well, heres 25 awesome examples.1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious. 2.) Fair point. 3.) Well, hes not wrong. 4.) Now THATS how you math. 5.) Touche. 6.) A+ 7.) That teacher is heartless. 8.) I love...
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    04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 132 replies
    Random silliness anyone?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/28/2014 3:50:50 AM PDT · by upchuck · 83 replies
    Silliness from around the world | Friday, March 28, 2014 | uochuck sitting in for Lucky9teen
    Are you ready for some Friday Silliness? lucky9teen sent me a FReepmail saying she is sick and asking me to post this thread. This is an awesome responsibility and I hope, with your help, that this thread will be a crazy, insane, off-the-wall and out-of-the-box experience. Let's get started: Some would say this is a perfect mix: Lots of new stories lately about people who are "other than heterosexual." Let us always remember that a transvestite is just a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Let me see if I have this correct... Ukraine buys almost all...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/21/2014 5:57:41 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Mysterious Light On Saturn Moon. (crash of the Mayalsia jet?) As the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines flight drags into its 12th day without tangible progress, Internet sleuths are looking for answers. Any answers. From anyone.The characteristically outspoken Courtney Love was the latest self-styled expert to weigh in with her theory last night on Twitter — which is marvelously evidence-based (!), as far as such theories go. Love, one of the thousands of people scouring crowdsourced satellite site Tomnod for signs of the plane, thinks it crashed into the ocean a mile from the small Malaysian island of Pulau Perak....
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    03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    Today's lesson, from Common (Commie) Core Let's start out with English and Language Arts Reading Time! Church Ladies Typewriters. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. --------------------------...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    03/07/2014 4:43:41 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    For those who believe anything...(I got this in an email): Dear Customer!!! We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirm able Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential Location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your package. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $750,000.00 USD, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but can ship Bank Drafts. The package is registered...
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    02/28/2014 4:09:28 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies
    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around...
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    02/21/2014 4:48:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and...
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    02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 129 replies
    Funny Valentines day quotesI trust you plan more for Valentines Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.Whats does my perfect Valentines day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.If youre alone during Valentines day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentines...
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    02/07/2014 6:01:37 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    "The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise." Jay Leno "The Olympics start Friday and Russia's implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. The government will monitor every email. They will monitor every social media message and they will listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are now comparing Russia to the United States. That's how bad it is." Jay Leno "Today, the Olympic torch arrived...
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    01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 125 replies
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    01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 195 replies
    Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning. A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl. New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon "Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this years Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" Jimmy Fallon ."On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for...
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    01/17/2014 4:53:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Well folks, because I've been busy at work, today is going to be a FREE FOR ALL! So have at it... a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good......... He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.