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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    09/30/2016 6:04:57 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    September 30th is International Translation Day Will someone translate this election, please?*****Translator gets 400 words to translate.Client: How long will it take?Translator: About a week.Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days.Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.**********Two translators on a ship are talking.“Can you swim?” asks one.“No” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.”**********The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...
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    09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
    September 23rd is Bisexuality Day This thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.*****We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary**********The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest**********If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.**********I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.**********Did you hear about the bisexual support group? It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe,...
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    09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 44 replies
    When You See It..... Well Played, Bookstore Now, that's what you call a textbook Rick Roll.***** Rock Star It takes a lot of stones to do something like this.***** Double Take She's so sassy, she's double sassy.***** Fun Fact If you say "Beetlejuice" out loud, three times, Lady Gaga will photo bomb you.***** Background Check He wears glasses because he's "Far Sided"***** D-Neck This is the opposite of a v-neck, if you know what I mean.***** Purrfect Just the Way She Is I wonder what this adorable kitty's name is? I hope it's Eileen.***** Did Nazi That Coming Too soon?...
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    09/09/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    It's not just any Friday Silliness....**** I almost want to know the reason for why this sign was needed...**** So conflicted...**** I am not shore what they mean Maybe I need to surf the net to find out water they docking aboat ****Brilliant Pieces of Furniture Made from Recycled Car Parts **** Right?**** Go granny....it's your birthday...**** Ewwww 31 Pumpkin Spice Abominations That Will Bring Society To Its Knees****
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    09/02/2016 6:10:46 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    ************SJW offended by Hula Dancing Bobble Doll - like, can you remove it, like it's offensive, and like I'm sooo valley girl....like yeh, like......omg....like I'm offended.************
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    08/26/2016 5:54:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    ********Now, for today's demonstration****************Just why? **** Who wore it better? Hillary or Rand McNally News Fails Quote from Stabber, "I done stabbed you."**** No. **** Why is the flashlight there?**** This reminds me of my first mystery novel: A Murder Most Permanent.**** How do you get that job? **** I'm guessing someone's gonna finish that haircut around the same time they give him a free orange jumpsuit. ****There are days, and there are days...
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    08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    ********73 Bad Puns In 5 Minutes********************************I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!**** ****So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.A blind man walks into a bar....
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    08/12/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Impressive Chinese Dive Why is that pool green? It could be algae. Or maybe …. Stealth marketing for new Olympic sponsor, MidoriPool always loved the Chicago River’s St. Patrick’s Day shtickSecret chemical that turns pee green + Russians panic-dumping samples before surprise WADA inspectionMany people are saying that Donald Trump’s pool cleaning service is not everything the ads promiseSynchronized divers’ microbiomes went a little rogue after that one jump, if you know what we meanGFP GMOsWater actually gold but shows up as green on new-fangled color TVs*A tale of eldritch horror from the benthic depths“Blood-colored” feels a little too...
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    08/05/2016 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 38 replies
    Let the games begin! President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts Twitter Olympics Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics ********Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics **** "Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics ********Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics ****Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics ****The 30,000 email delete...
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    07/29/2016 6:01:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 72 replies
    Let thy Democratic Convention begin...or rather Let thy Silliness begin.... But....I repeat myself She broke it alright....like she does every glass she passes Funny Tweets Can Hillary please hire the genius/magician who dressed Palin in 2008 and stop dressing like my weird cat-lady aunt who works at JCPenney?****Let's all agree on one thing, as Democrats, united together, both Bernie AND Hillary would benefit from whitening strips.****Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.****Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy. Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags?...
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    07/22/2016 6:12:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Let thy silliness begin... Happy Retirement Sheriff Here's your drink
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    07/15/2016 5:41:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    This weeks collection of silliness When Your Dad Works in Hollywood A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and...
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    07/08/2016 6:10:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 40 replies
    This is a test of the Emergency Silliness System This is only a test. Let's see how many pass this test....
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    07/01/2016 5:49:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    Happy Independence Day Weekend Extravaganza And in honor of the holiday, I encourage independent "free for all" silliness! America!!
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREA***

    06/24/2016 7:29:05 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    What Democrats think this sit-in looks like vs. what this sit-in actually is Ben Shapiro  ‏@benshapiro Jun 22 Looks like Democrats want to work on the Buffet Rule. Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I'm still under the weather (bronchitis) and just don't have it in me. So it's up to you all, to carry the silliness today. I'm counting on you.
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    06/17/2016 8:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    Since Father's Day is this weekend, here's a tribute to Dads! Dads. They helped bring you into this world and are still trying to figure out how to navigate that world through technology — specifically smartphones.Now they often use texts to send their corny humor and valiant attempts at communication instead of a phone call, and as they say, father knows best...1.They dispense sage advice.2. And help temper expectations.3. They help calm you when you're scared.4. And won't take any crap.5. They'll stick by you no matter what.6. Not to mention provide for all your needs. Lead the Way!...
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    06/10/2016 6:03:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Hillary Clinton Remix******************Wait......what?******************Creepy Dr. Phil ******************Can I get an extra hand here?******************That's a very interesting diagram...******************A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?""Ok", the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast."Oh, shit Mum,...
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    06/03/2016 5:45:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    Story Time************************************ When you're too worried about when the alarm's going off... ******************************************************A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.”Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing...
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    05/27/2016 5:46:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 124 replies
    ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** ****************** Grandma discovers SnapChat ****************** ****************** The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the...
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    05/20/2016 6:29:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    I say we go back in time.....   For all those born (and growing up) in the 70's and 80'sWe were the last generation that learned to play in the streets, we are the first to have played video games, see cartoons in color & go to the amusement parks. We were the last to record songs from the radio on cassettes, and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms...We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with the Atari, SuperNintendo & believed that the Internet would be a free world all on a 56kb...
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    05/13/2016 6:25:52 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00....Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.....I want one of these
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    05/06/2016 6:21:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Who's ready for Silliness?
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    04/22/2016 5:35:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    "Prince dying has completely ruined my day. I can’t even imagine how Queen Elizabeth must feel… no mother should have to bury her son." ~ Millenials of NYWho is ready for things that don't make sense? \What the duck?
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    04/15/2016 5:44:38 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Who is ready for silliness?
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    04/08/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    With that said, bring on the silliness....
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    04/01/2016 6:12:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    In honor of the times we're living in... ********** April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain ********** Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb ********** Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680) ********** He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb ********** Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not...
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    03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse! This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue...
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    03/18/2016 5:52:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    Donald Trump won every Republican state primary last night except for Ohio, which went to John Kasich. Trump didn't seem to mind, since, as he put it, “The word Ohio is full of zeros.” (It's 50 percent zeros!) ~ Fallon
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    03/11/2016 6:19:13 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 42 replies
    The Ant and The Grasshopper TRADITIONAL VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper...
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    03/04/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 160 replies
    This is what it's come down to...I'll take immigration for $100, Alex! All they need are little buzzers on their podiums.But, what is his tax plan? Since attendance has been down on this thread, I'm just gonna leave it to you FReepers to add your silliness here. Maybe you can push the thread to at least, 100 posts of silliness.
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    02/26/2016 4:42:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 59 replies
    Put on a happy face, it's Silliness time ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
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    02/19/2016 4:48:55 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 61 replies
    An election is coming.  Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.  ~George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter 5 ********** The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.  ~Clare Boothe Luce ********** If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.  ~Lindsey Nelson ********** I offer my opponents a bargain:  if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.  ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952 ********** A politician thinks of...
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    02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    So, with that said, let's work our way toward picking up some silly... BAD PICK UP LINES Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number? If you stood in front of a mirror and held up...
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    02/05/2016 4:47:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    Lately, I feel more and more like we are.... Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.Trump: "Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are Jews." He hesitated, "but you know, enough is enough!"Crowd: "Enough is enough!"Trump: "And as far as the Indians go, you know, the ones with the...
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    01/29/2016 4:54:23 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    A famous world statesman wanted to be remembered so he commissioned a special postage stamp which was to carry his picture. He instructed his people to design it, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and he was delighted. However, within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and this made him very annoyed. He 'phoned the stamp makers and ordered them to investigate the matter. They checked out the problem by visiting several post offices, and then they reported back...
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    01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 55 replies
    Bernie Sanders Top 5 Quotes #5. "A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much while so many have so little…We need a tax system which asks the billionaire class to pay its fair share of taxes and which reduces the obscene degree of wealth inequality in America" #4. "Education should be a right, not a privilege. We need a revolution in the way that the United States funds higher education." #3. "Social Security is a promise that we cannot and must not break."#2. "Meanwhile, as the rich become much richer, the level of income and wealth...
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    01/15/2016 4:48:30 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    So...I don't need to buy a Powerball ticket, because I already seem to have my fortune waiting for me.... Dearly Beloved Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ Amen! With a heart heavy laden I write this email to you. I am Mrs. Tumelo Tebogo, (Widow) from South Africa. I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to Mr. Masego Tebogo (A Rich Business Man). Before his sudden death in a fatal motor accident we were married for twenty years without a child. Besides, we were both true Christians before died and...
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    01/08/2016 4:47:52 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    By Executive Order, your attendance and participation on The Official Friday Silliness Thread,will be made mandatory EVERY Friday. If you do not participate, there will be silliness to pay!! One of the perennial arguments in the gun-control debate is pro-gun-control demagogues saying that guns should be licensed just like cars, expecting their listeners to have never thought abut how the two actually compare and thus convince people that still more gun laws are a good idea. Gun owners naturally turn around and point out embarrassing things such as, if guns were licensed just like cars are:* anyone could own...
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    12/23/2015 5:13:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    Due to the Christmas holiday, The Official Friday Silliness Thread, will be closed on Friday. However, there will be plenty of silliness for sale today!!
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    12/18/2015 5:03:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    Come over to the Merry side... Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi~Q: What do you call 5 siths heaped on top of a lightsaber?A: A Sith-Kabob!~Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!~Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks~Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.~Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb.~Q: And why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?A: Because he’s always...
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    12/04/2015 5:04:57 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    Due to a miscommunication at a marketing meeting we are not so proud to reveal the Dave Advent ColanderLooks can be deceiving...This is why we can't have nice things Holiday Dinners are so fun at my house!Every day...Hey, if Obama can reuse and recycle photo-ops, I say we should be able to recycle photoshops. Click pic for the "Caption This" thread. This morning my husband finished a piece of artwork he was working on and yelled to me: "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama depicting the last seven years of the Obama Administration!" I yelled...
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    11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    My message to our government and all terroristsRight? Dear Family and Friends! I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue ( PIST-AWF ). For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to: Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair...
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    11/13/2015 4:56:19 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Modern Educayshun Ready for Christmas? Make It So Right? HAPPY NOW?
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    11/06/2015 4:19:59 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 72 replies
    Marooned Without a Compass Day & Saxaphone Day Date When Celebrated : Always November 6 Marooned Without a Compass Day is today. Which direction will you take today? How is your sense of direction? Do you often find yourself going around in circles? Do you feel hopelessly lost? Do you know where you are? If any of these questions describe your current state of being, then you are in tune to this special day. As a Boy Scout leader, this author sees this special day as no problem at all. We'll just navigate the day (and night) by the...
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    10/30/2015 5:28:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak. I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown ****** Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider******'Tis now the very witching...
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    10/23/2015 5:39:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    Just random Silliness today, cuz I'm too busy napping....******************************
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    10/16/2015 5:44:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 74 replies
    So, what mattered at the Democrat debate?Does Bernie's mental state, and/or age, matter?******Do Chaffee, Webb or O'Malley, even matter?******Do ALL lives matter?******Do emails, corruption or scandals matter?******Does Hillary's incompetence matter?******Do economics, or even facts, matter?******Do Bernie Sanders supporters matter?******Do their final statements matter?******Does continuing down the same direction matter?******Does free stuff matter?******WHAT DOES MATTER? ****** ****** Some Choice Tweets You do NOT want to know what a Lincoln Chafee is in the gay community. - @mileskahn If only @HillaryClinton was as passionate about protecting American diplomats as she is about blasting the GOP. #Benghazi #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee Patiently waiting...
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    10/09/2015 6:27:44 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Come at me...************Mike Portnoy "Name That Tune" on Hello Kitty Drum Kit ****** These 25 facts you’re about to read sound totally false, but go ahead and check for yourself. #1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.#2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.#3. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theatres.#4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company.#5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States.#6. There are more stars in space...
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    10/02/2015 5:55:20 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    ************What a last name...************Mars: I’m wet.Earth: I’m coming over.************ ************House Speaker John Boehner announced that he is resigning from Congress. When he heard Congress lost Boehner, John McCain said, “Oh I got a little blue pill for that.” “No, BOEHNER. We lost House Speaker Boehner!" It's pronounced Bay-ner. ~ Fallon************************After their meeting got off to a tense start, Obama and Putin wound up talking for 90 minutes, and Putin described the talks as "surprisingly open." Putin said it was the most productive conversation he'd ever had with someone who wasn't tied to a chair. ~ Fallon************************"On Friday, despite our...
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    09/25/2015 6:14:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 65 replies
    is it me, or did anyone listening to the Pope speak, expect him to say "It's a-me, Mario!"? ****** "Pope Francis was named Time magazine's person of the year, and today he performed his first miracle – he got people to buy Time magazine." –Conan O'Brien******"Pope Francis revealed that he used to work as a nightclub bouncer. In the same interview he announced that on Tuesday night ladies get into heaven for free." ––Conan O'Brien******"According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the most viewed profile...