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  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    07/25/2014 5:52:33 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 85 replies
    Culinarians Day When : July 25th Culinarians Day is a special day for anyone who cooks. That means just about everyone of us get to celebrate this day. You don't have to be a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute to celebrate this delicious day. You simply have to cook, and to enjoy the results. There's national concern over growing obesity in America. Recognizing this fact, one would think that this is a huge holiday. However, we found this to be one of the least known holidays in the country..... up to now. Not anymore! We have...
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    07/18/2014 5:26:53 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 83 replies
    During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Calderón, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train. As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued. Barack Obama says, "This is a fine bottle of wine Nicolas". Upon hearing this, President Nicolas Sarkozy throws out a case of France's finest wine and says, "In France, fine wine is bountiful and plenty!"Not to be outdone by Vladimir Putin, who then throws out two cases of Russia's finest Vodka, "In Russia,...
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    07/11/2014 5:57:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies
    Cheer Up the Lonely Day When : July 11th Cheer Up the Lonely Day is an opportunity to make a lonely person happy. Any time you can make someone happy, you've done a good thing, and should be proud of yourself. Lonely people have few friends and loved ones. They may have lost loved ones over the years. They may be elderly. They see people on an infrequent basis. Spend some time today cheering up lonely people. It's easy to do.....just spend some time with them. When you visit, bring happy things to talk about. Keep the conversation upbeat,...
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    07/03/2014 5:31:34 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    Happy Independence Day FReeper FRiends!!!I am posting this on Thursday so we can have some silliness before the Holiday weekend.  Today is the anniversary of the day America broke up with England  To celebrate, I found a little song someone wrote on Tumblr:Cuz if you liked it then you shouldn’t have put your rules on itIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have put that tax on itDon’t be mad once you see our freedom hitIf you liked it then you shouldn’t have badly governed itWo oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, wo oh...
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    06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 49 replies
    Random Silliness anyone? Fed Up With "Frozen," 2 Dads Perform Parody Song   A good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?""Yep"."Would you like me to help you upstairs?""Yep".When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?""Yep".Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first...
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    06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 108 replies
    This is why we can’t have nice things. The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:     This wish:     This question:     This observation:     This shocking discovery:     This history lesson:     This welcome sign:     This origin story:     This stupid question:     This very important question:     This sad fact:     This call for help:     This tragedy:     This amateur art historian:     This person’s plug struggle (puggle):     This elevator drama:     This person’s severe lack of toast:  ...
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    06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 111 replies
     On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.Page 2 is critical: Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle) Hard Decisions                             Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?                            Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone...
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    06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 124 replies
    Siri says... RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING. It's time for a workout:
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    05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.” Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."
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    05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    It's Friday Silliness Time An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot...
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    05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    Love a Tree Day When: Always on May 16th It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug. Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two. Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give...
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    05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 139 replies
    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to...
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    05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies
    Welcome to the Silliness Thread! Just join right in, post your funny pictures, jokes, comments and random humor and it will make every ones day better. THIS JUST IN... A public school teacher was arrested today at Tampa International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons...
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    04/25/2014 6:10:15 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 70 replies
    Almost all of us have sent a text or two we didn’t mean. Here’s some hilarious texts.
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    04/18/2014 5:38:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.'Come with me,' said St. Peter to the taxi driver.The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.'Oh my word, thank you,' said the taxi driver.Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,' said the...
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    04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 90 replies
    You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious. 2.) Fair point. 3.) Well, he’s not wrong. 4.) Now THAT’S how you math. 5.) Touche. 6.) A+ 7.) That teacher is heartless. 8.) I love...
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    04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 132 replies
    Random silliness anyone?
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    03/28/2014 3:50:50 AM PDT · by upchuck · 83 replies
    Silliness from around the world | Friday, March 28, 2014 | uochuck sitting in for Lucky9teen
    Are you ready for some Friday Silliness? lucky9teen sent me a FReepmail saying she is sick and asking me to post this thread. This is an awesome responsibility and I hope, with your help, that this thread will be a crazy, insane, off-the-wall and out-of-the-box experience. Let's get started: Some would say this is a perfect mix: Lots of new stories lately about people who are "other than heterosexual." Let us always remember that a transvestite is just a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Let me see if I have this correct... Ukraine buys almost all...
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    03/21/2014 5:57:41 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    Mysterious Light On Saturn Moon. (crash of the Mayalsia jet?) As the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines flight drags into its 12th day without tangible progress, Internet sleuths are looking for answers. Any answers. From anyone.The characteristically outspoken Courtney Love was the latest self-styled expert to weigh in with her theory last night on Twitter — which is marvelously evidence-based (!), as far as such theories go. Love, one of the thousands of people scouring crowdsourced satellite site Tomnod for signs of the plane, thinks it crashed into the ocean a mile from the small Malaysian island of Pulau Perak....
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    03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    Today's lesson, from Common (Commie) Core Let's start out with English and Language Arts Reading Time! Church Ladies Typewriters. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. --------------------------...
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    03/07/2014 4:43:41 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies
    For those who believe anything...(I got this in an email): Dear Customer!!! We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirm able Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential Location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your package. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $750,000.00 USD, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but can ship Bank Drafts. The package is registered...
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    02/28/2014 4:09:28 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 105 replies
      A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around...
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    02/21/2014 4:48:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and...
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    02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 129 replies
    Funny Valentine’s day quotesI trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s...
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    02/07/2014 6:01:37 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    "The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise." –Jay Leno  "The Olympics start Friday and Russia's implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. The government will monitor every email. They will monitor every social media message and they will listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are now comparing Russia to the United States. That's how bad it is." –Jay Leno "Today, the Olympic torch arrived...
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    01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 125 replies
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    01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 195 replies
    Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning. A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl. New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon "Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon ."On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for...
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    01/17/2014 4:53:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Well folks, because I've been busy at work, today is going to be a FREE FOR ALL! So have at it... a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good......... He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
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    01/10/2014 5:46:05 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    "FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!" - Mother Nature "It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade." — Conan O'Brien "It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet." — Craig Ferguson "With the wind chill it got down to 63 below zero in parts of Montana. At that temperature, if you remove your hat your thoughts will actually freeze inside your brain." — Jimmy Kimmel "A #PolarVortex sounds...
  • ***THE FIRST OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD OF 2014***

    01/03/2014 7:05:30 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    "Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~ Mark Twain"Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account." – Oscar Wilde "A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." ~ Anonymous"This year, let's resolve to make better bad decisions." – someecards “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.” ~ Joey Adams"May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own...
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    12/20/2013 5:15:05 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    We're sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost-effective carol "Aluminum Bells." Can you spot Obama taking a selfie?Kids and Christmas: "Santa's Lap" As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?" -=+=- "Christmas Pageant" Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as...
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    12/13/2013 4:44:09 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 79 replies
    The Great Debate: Real Vs. Fake? Fake Quotes Hard to believe these aren't real. The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine. — Abraham Lincoln When in doubt, attribute quotes to Mark Twain. — Mark Twain The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — George Washington I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. A woman can have a smile, and a woman can...
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    12/06/2013 4:36:39 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 130 replies
    <p>Kimmy says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.</p> <p>Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything!"</p> <p>The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.</p> <p>'Well, that's the last freaking thing we needed.’ “</p>
  • ***THE OFFICIAL HUMP-DAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/27/2013 8:02:42 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 102 replies
    Guess What Day it is? Alice B. ToklasWhat is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. George Carlin We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. Mitch Hedberg I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man,...
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    11/22/2013 4:38:26 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high. "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and,...
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    11/15/2013 4:42:22 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    You know that smiling woman who was featured on the home page of Healthcare.gov? She asked for her picture to be removed after she was cyber-bullied. She's hiding where nobody can see her — at Healthcare.gov. ~ Conan It turns out that a lot of children could lose their dental insurance under Obamacare. So kids might not be able to go to the dentist. Parents were really upset, while kids said, “Four more years! Four more years!” ~ Fallon According to a new report, over a million Californians are losing their health insurance due to Obamacare. In fact, some...
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    11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 114 replies
    SILLY BUILDINGS This gives new meaning to living in your car Who's ready for a picnic? I really love elephants This one is for the dogs Living in a Concerto Inspired by J.K. Rowling? That building is fishy I wouldn't want to go home to this, after a night of drinking Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry...
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    11/01/2013 5:49:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    They’re still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare. First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone. So you can't use the Internet and you can’t use the phone. And now fax machines are like, "Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine." ~ Fallon According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created. Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. ~ Leno The Obamacare website is...
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    10/25/2013 5:37:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 91 replies
    What's more silly, than the failure of Obamacare
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    10/18/2013 7:07:03 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
      Anyone else see the insanity in this?"The legislation broadly re-opens the government through Jan. 15, and extends the ability of the government to borrow money through Feb. 7. It does so by allowing President Obama to waive the debt ceiling, a move that can be overridden by a resolution of disapproval by Congress that Obama could still veto." A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up...
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    10/11/2013 5:46:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 93 replies
    World Egg Day When : Second Friday in October What's all the egg-citement about? Why, today is World Egg Day! World Egg Day celebrates and promotes the benefits of eggs. It is truly a world, or international, celebration, from China and New Zealand, to Great Britain and Mexico. This is no yolk. Eggs certainly are what they are cracked up to be. Aside from high cholesterol, eggs are a healthy food. High in nutrition, and low in fat, people all over the world enjoy eggs. And, they celebrate eggs on this day. 1,000 Year old Eggs! Now here's a yummy...
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    10/04/2013 5:37:19 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Due to the government shut down....the Silliness Thread has been #barrycaded. ***THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS*** Naw....no amount of barrycading is gonna stop me....Now, as reported at American Glob, Barrycade Earns Entry At Urban Dictionary.  The definition seems to fit:1. barrycade 1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason.2. A barrier erected for political reasons.“Dude, Obama barrycaded the park.”“Hey, let’s put up some barrycades to keep those World War II veterans away from the open-air World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C., in order to try and score some cheap political points.”What I've been wondering about the barrycades... When the government does something...
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    09/27/2013 5:34:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    So, this week history was made. I say we look at some different perspectives... Let's start out with who made history... He laid out some great arguments for what America should be And what America is turning into because of bad legislation To many, watching Ted Cruz speak, and say the things he said, we felt like And when Reid & Co. finally showed up on the Senate floor the next morning...it wasn't pretty And don't forget about the lecture from McCain, a Vietnam veteran and former prisoner of war... And of course....the Democrats and their words, get ALL the...
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    09/20/2013 5:31:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 117 replies
    Time for some random silliness... Let's start out with a couple silly videos...Smile and say Green CardHow animals eat their foodHow To Make A Paper Airplane Fly ForeverDon't judge too quicklyInfectious Laugh
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    09/13/2013 6:17:29 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 88 replies
    Blame Someone Else Day When : The first Friday the 13th of the year What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility or blame for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you! So.......if ther is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my fallt.....its'...
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    09/06/2013 5:40:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 169 replies
    "We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized," the president said. "That would change my calculus. That would change my equation." ~ Barack Obama, 2012 “First of all, I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line,” Obama said, “So when I said that my calculus would be altered by chemical weapons, which the overall consensus of humanity says is wrong — that’s not something I just...
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    08/30/2013 5:40:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 91 replies
    In the end, no amount of American forces can solve the political differences that lie at the heart of somebody else's civil war. ~ BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 19, 2007 I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. "What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the cynical attempt by Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and other armchair, weekend warriors in this administration to shove their own ideological agendas down our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and in hardships borne. What I am opposed...
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    08/23/2013 6:14:35 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 147 replies
    Ride the Wind Day When : August 23rd Ride the Wind Day is a carefree day to soar above the earth. You can catch a ride with the breeze, or float along slowly like a gentle, late summer cloud. Summer will soon be over. Catching the drift of this day is easy. Just relax, and let the wind carry you away in whatever direction it is blowing. Leave your troubles and worries behind for a spell, as you waft in the air. Here are some great ways to enjoy Ride the Wind Day : Fly in an airplane Fly a...
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    08/16/2013 5:37:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked." - C.S. Lewis At the Missouri State Fair, a rodeo clown put on a President Obama mask and tried to get a bull to chase him. Yeah. But it backfired because the bull sat down and said, "Let's be fair and see what he does with his second term." ~ Conan In case you missed it... The news that the president was mocked by a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask has really set off a firestorm with liberals, so conservatives declared an entire day dedicated to mocking Obama on Twitter.There are...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/09/2013 5:54:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    We "Decimated" Al Qaeda President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier:"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all...