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A Saudi court has ruled in favor of the public display of a crucifix, despite a Kingdom-wide ban on Christian symbols. The only proviso is that a beheaded human body has to be attached to it: RIYADH (Reuters) – A Saudi court of cassation upheld a ruling to behead and crucify a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children and leaving one of them to die in the desert, newspapers reported on Tuesday. The convict was arrested earlier this year after a seven-year old boy helped police in their investigation. The child left in the desert after the rape was...

Jon Stewart turns Glenn Beck's appendectomy into an opportunity to parody his show. Actually, Beck might see the humor in this much like celebs who are frequently flattered when SNL chooses to parody them. We all know this can be harmful as witnessed by the Tina Fey's constant rips on Sarah Palin. As Stewart has credited Beck, Fox News and Giles and O'Keefe for following up on the ACORN story, some of this is likely tongue in cheek. As you watch the clip it becomes increasingly obvious Stewart is actually doing a parody on Beck's show though I don't think...

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford, UK : Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took...

Tomorrow when you tea party the capitol phone lines, here is another number you can call.

This alone might put an end to liturgical dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxwV08YsKCg&feature=player_embedded

A cartoon of Nancy Pelosi as Nurse Ratchet is at the link below....

This parody is hilarious: Obama, Barney Frank and Algore sing: Party like it's 1929! Congradulations on Tuesday folks! Real America spoke! I had to laugh at this AP news headline today: " Young voters who helped elect Obama stayed home". Excuses, excuses! James

The famous "Uh" speech where Obama says "uh" like over 100 times in one (edited) 40 minute montage. It gets even funnier as you listen.

President Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) calls in a hack computer guy with marginal Photoshop skills to help him design the New American Flag. They sit in the Oval Office. Obama: “How do you use that thing? I don’t see a teleprompter?” Hack: “It’s a laptop, Mr. President. The screen’s sort of like a teleprompter.” Obama: “I see. Hum. I like it. Now, I was thinking we should start with the current flag and see how I can improve it. ” Hack: “No problem sir…” Obama : “That’s Mr. President.” Hack: Oh, sorry Mr. President. Okay, here’s the U.S....

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama Administration? One Obama to blame the Bush administration for all darkness. One Rahm Emanual to threaten MSM not to report that a light bulb is out. One White House Spokesperson to say Fox News is not a News Organization for having reported that the light bulb is out. A team of 30 internet bloggers to deny on the internet that the light bulb is out. One terrorist Bill Ayers to write a feel good book about how Obama’s father dreamed of changing light bulbs. One Light...

Orly Taitz discussing her grievances with Bill O.

Believers in Intelligent Design have often been scorned as being opposed to science, but science itself is showing that it is the evolutionists who are opposed to rational inquiry.Though The New American has no official position on evolution, we have published a number of articles over the years pointing to flaws in the theory and arguing for academic freedom on the subject. We did this most recently in "Allow Intelligence" (May 12, 2008 issue), our very favorable review of Ben Stein's documentary Expelled. In the following article, Selwyn Duke suggests that it's possible to believe in both an evolution of...

I've been receiving a lot of cute Halloween jokes and wonder if all you FReepers are getting them also.Here are a few that I like: "> "> "> ">

In this special Halloween special of the Conscience of Kansas radio program with our airing of "political nightmares" and the "Democrat Monster Name Game" which received submissions from all 50 states and 5 countries. It's a fun spooky time and we invite you to listen and comment?

The nation would live happily every after.... See an awesome pic at the below link.

The horrifying evolution of Halloween continues. Recently it became Slutoween, but we're long past that. Now it's Skanky Doggyween. You may have seen the stories about sexy pet costumes, the miniature schnauzer in the tiny plaid skirt, the rat terrier in the lascivious Bo Peep outfit, the French Maid Chihuahua with the fishnet stockings, and so on. Now that America has sexified its dogs, is it any wonder that al-Qaida wants us dead?

Reminiscent of the authoritarian regime in George Orwell’s 1984, the Obama Administration introduced some “newspeak” terms into our political debate earlier this year. The “war on terror” became an “overseas contingency action” and “acts of terrorism” became “man caused disasters.” Seemingly innocuous changes in statements appeared to do no harm at the time. Now, however, when one looks at the execution of “overseas contingency actions,” the change in semantics reflects a change in urgency. We have seen Obama drag his feet in Afghanistan while our casualties mount. Rather than denounce “acts of terrorism,” we are striving to understand “entering a...

Remnant Press Release FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - OCTOBER 20, 2009CONTACT: H. M. OWEN (U.S.), noevolutioninfo@gmail.com or PETER WILDERS (Europe), wilderspeter@gmail.com The Scientific Impossibility of Evolution November 9, 2009 9:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. St. Pius V University (Rome) In Response to Pope Benedict XVI’s Call for Both Sides to be Heard The 150th anniversary of Darwin’s "Origin of the Species" in November 2009 will be the occasion for a unique conference at Pope Pius V University in Rome presenting a scientific refutation of evolution theory. According to Russian sedimentologist Alexander Lalamov...

Who can tax the sunshine...

Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines Select messages from # through # FAQ [/[]\] The People's Cube -> The Daily Truth #1: Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines Author: Opiate of the People, Location: People's Republic of NJ, USA, EarthPosted: 10/24/2009, 9:54 pm    — WASHINGTON - In a bold move to lessen our dependence on traditional fuels and decrease carbon emissions, Congress voted to repeal an old Republican ban on perpetual motion machines, clearing the way for the development of self-propelled water wheels, self-flowing flasks, float belts, zeromotors, and other environmentally-friendly industrial equipment. Director of the White House's Office of Science and...

Jib Jab allows you to create your own musical story. I have tried to recreate my interpretation of the Obamamonster. See the "Sociable Monster" come to life! Created by Michelle with a little help from her ghoul friend Hillary, batboyfriend Joe and climatologist Al! A real funny Halloween story.

In what possibly could the funniest thing said on the House floor in a long time. Rep. LaTourette mocks democrats who have been whining and crying that the Republican party is blocking health care reform. Here's the video of LaTourette. Below is the transcript. Mr Speaker. All through out history there's been the big lie. And we got the big lie going here again. And it goes like this: Republicans wont let us have health care reform. WAHHHH Republicans are the party of no. WAHHHHHH Why are Republicans stopping us from reforming health care? WAHHHHH ..We couldn't stop a one...

Who made this quote : "I've always been in favor of foreign affairs...".

{...}l'm a Republican. Conservative....income-support programs.....Each instance of solicitation for false testimony by attorney Orly Taitz is listed below. ... includes instances where attorney Orly Taitz advised and encouraged me to engage in other illegal activity. Each instance of attorney Orly Taitz asking me (1) to provide false testimony in civil action

An AWESOME image of Obama as a baby...

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With Noot and T-Paw being foisted upon us as the latest in presidential contenders, I just had to relieve my frustration....Caption at will...

Politically Inspired Halloween Costumes It's that time of year again. The best Halloween costumes aren't always the most elaborate, but make an ironic statement or reflect who and what is in the news. Politics is fertile territory when mining for ideas for a great Halloween costume. Last year, Sarah Palin costumes were abundant ranging the gamut of political commentary from flattering to insanely critical. For the most part, Palin costumes were a variation of Tina Fey's caricature of Palin. Saturday Night Live often does the easy work for those on the left who want to mock Republican leadership. That doesn't...

Starring Nancy Pelosi!

Los Angeles - More than 4,000 fully made-up dancers gathered at the Nokia Center on Saturday night to help set a new world record... the most people to simultaneously dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller." The "Thrill the World Los Angeles" event at the Nokia was part of a wider global celebration that involved 300 other cities. An estimated 20,000 people around the world were said to have set a record for the largest simultaneous Thriller dance routine. The dance, in cities in 37 countries around the world, topped the previous record. That was set on , which was set by...

When you see Orly Taitz deliver her impassioned, Eastern European-accented arguments on Fox News or CNN or YouTube, you're getting just the first hint of the outsized features of her life. She was born in the USSR, then lived in Israel and Romania before getting married and immigrating to the U.S. The mother and former swimsuit model established a successful dentistry business with two Orange County offices – then, in her spare time, studied law and passed the state bar. Her growing national notoriety is the result of her long-shot legal efforts to have Barack Obama removed as president, claiming...

Breaking News: Sarah Palin Supports ACORN RefundingDoug Giles Saturday, October 24, 2009 The only way the fringe “news” outlets would ever report on ACORN in an antagonistic manner would be if Sarah Palin somehow supported this creepy cabal. Sarah, if you’re reading this column, maybe you should throw your name behind ACORN for a month or two just to get the White House/ACORN’s lap dogs to finally join with FOX and bark down the despicable ACORN clowns until they’re properly vilified, permanently defunded, and eternally ensconced in American history as nothing more than a bad, bad memory—a veritable proverb...

Time for some humor on the subject matter. I know my fellow IT Geeks will be good at this one. What does the "7" mean in Windows "7"? 7: The year it was supposed to be released (2007). 7: The number of hours it will take to upgrade. 7: How much companies will have to multiply their IT staff for support. 7: The average quantity of software you had that won't work in "7". 7: The number of crashes you will expect each day. 7: The months it will take Microsoft to patch half of the security leaks. 7: The...

The hundreds of $billions of "stimulus" loot has finally produced a tangible result, other than crippling debt. Construction has been completed on the resplendent Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi Rest Stop, not far from Scotty's Junction in the heart of Reid's home state: [pictures] If you ever use it, think of Harry and Nancy as you flush.

MSNBC's news bimbo talking head Contessa Brewer introduces Jesse Jackson as Al Sharpton. Jesse gets all mad and looks like he's going to cry. Brewer begins to obsequiously grovel and stutter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sHn8_50c_s

This video is funny yet truthful in reality since there is no such thing as "Free" anything someone is going to pick up the tab as they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. Whether it is you now or your grandchildren later someone is going to pay! Video at site

http://www.scribd.com/doc/21367912/RHODES-v-MacDONALD-29-NOTICE-OF-APPEAL-Gov-uscourts-gamd-77605-29-0

The Sweet Singer's verse is concerned to a large extent with total abstinence and violent death -- the great Chicago fire, the railway disaster of Ashtabula, the Civil War, the yellow fever epidemic in the South. She sings death by drowning, by smallpox, by fits, accidents by lightning-stroke and sleigh. "Julia is worse than a Gatling gun," wrote Bill Nye; "I have counted twenty-one killed and nine wounded, in the small volume she has given to the public." She also greatly relishes normal infant mortality, especially in cases where the little victim possesses blue eyes and curling golden hair; but...

After all this time, I was not aware of the hurdles that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D, CA) has overcome to get where she is. But after seeing this story on the website of KING, Channel 5 news I have to say that I am taken aback by Mrs. Pelosi’s brave fight against her disability. We can all applaud the Speaker for overcoming this sever disability. So, kudos to you Speaker Pelosi... Read the rest at Publiusforum.com...

Turn the Other Cheek Deborah Lambert, October 19, 2009 Until last year, Missouri teenager Jimmy Winkelmann wasn’t planning on being an entrepreneur. But after becoming “frustrated with his classmates’ sheep-like following” of the popular North Face sports clothing, he finally decided to generate his own response. The result was a line of parody sports apparel called “South Butt.” The idea caught on—but thanks to the popularity of his website offerings, Winkelmann might face a lawsuit for trademark infringement, according to ABC TV News. It all started when a lawyer for North Face contacted Winkelmann, saying that the similarity of the...

I saw this posted on a local forum and thought it would be a great name for someone who wants to gather together all of the empty suit news, humor and data on Obama. Remember the anti-Bush site AllHatNoCattle.com? Well how about AllTurbaanNoCamel.com (the domain is available according to godaddy.com as are all the other domain suffixes)? Get it before someone else does.

Did Judge Clay D. Land sanction me $20,000 in order to silence me and cover up Obama’s criminal activity in GA. Please, notice that Obama used 2 social security numbers of other individuals in Land’s hometown of Columbus GA. Any judge with integrity and any respect for the law and the Constitution not only would not sanction me and would grant me further discovery, but would sua sponte forward a copy of the pleadings to the local DA, to Atty Gen of GA , local US atty, police and FBI for criminal inveastigation . Additionally now there is a mountain...

For the third week in a row Saturday Night Live has opened their 'show' with a skit about Barack Obama. Last weeks show was barely funny if funny at all. This weeks may be worse. Barack Obama gets angry about the health care debate and transforms into The Rock Obama.. played by ex-wrestler & actor The Rock. Barack The Rock is played as an idiot being controlled by his administration. I embedded the Saturday Night Live skit here.

[excepts] Did East Germans originate from apes? Impossible. Apes could never have survived on just two bananas a year. " The ubiquitous Trabant or Trabi, East Germany's legendary plastic car with its clattering two-stroke engine, was a favorite butt of jokes as well. Like this one: "A new Trabi has been launched with two exhaust pipes -- so you can use it as a wheelbarrow." The jokes gave insights into what ordinary East Germans were thinking about their regime and about current events. The Chernobyl nuclear accident in 1986 spawned a new proverb, for example: If the farmer falls off...

The court has released the official transcript of the October 5, 2009 hearing on the Motion to Dismiss the eligibility lawsuit brought by Orly Taitz against Obama. (Keyes/Barnett v. Obama) Full transcript at the link.

Obama birthplace lawyer can be handful for the judges hearing her cases. U.S. District Judge David O. Carter has been presiding patiently over Mission Viejo lawyer Orly Taitz's effort to oust Barack Obama from the presidency on the allegation that he was born in Kenya. Carter's kept his cool while Taitz failed to serve Obama's lawyer with her complaint, attempted (and failed) to dismiss two of her clients, attempted (and failed) to have a magistrate judge removed, and attempted (and failed) to have a witness testify during an administrative hearing. She also had 40 to 100 of her supporters call...

I'm not sure if this is actually FROM the ACLU, but it is a wonderful video about the future of Obamacare, and well worth watching. (If it truly is from the ACLU, it's ONE thing on which we can agree with them).Funny..........but not really......if you know what I mean. LINK

Federal District Judge Clay D. Land has slapped top birther Orly Taitz with a $20,000 fine for wasting the court's time, among other issues, with her constant filings after he, last month, dismissed her lawsuit against President Obama's right as commander-in-chief to deploy the military because he allegedly isn't legally president. Because he didn't get rid of her the first time, he's hoping she gets the message this time from the barbed language in the 43-page order he issued Tuesday. Right off the bat, on page 1 he writes: For justice to be administered efficiently and justly, lawyers must understand...

Here is video of Glenn Beck on his show today mocking Chris Matthews and the fawning liberal media...(Video)