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  • Toby Keith - American Ride

    05/23/2016 7:59:47 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 2009 | Toby Keith
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDcAWNscg8
  • Ron White Stand-up "California Cops

    05/20/2016 7:51:25 PM PDT · by thesligoduffyflynns · 27 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/25/2011 | author
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPPYNYOy-I
  • Today's Toons 5/20/16

    05/20/2016 1:16:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Newt Gingrich on Trump VP Talk: 'You Have to Look at It Very Seriously'

    05/14/2016 10:05:59 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 83 replies
    Newsmax ^ | May 13, 2016 | Todd Beamon
    Newt Gingrich said Friday that "you have to look at it very seriously, of course" regarding the possibility of being presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump's running mate. "I regard Donald as an old friend," Gingrich, the former Georgia representative who was House speaker from 1995 to 1999, told Bill O'Reilly on Fox News... Newsmax reported Tuesday that Gingrich topped Trump's list of possible vice presidential choices. The developer said that he was seeking a partner while deep experience within Washington who could help him "with legislation, getting things through." "There are a lot of very good candidates who know a...
  • 20 people you can bet on to be Donald Trump's vice president

    05/14/2016 10:58:35 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 133 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | May 13, 2016
    Donald Trump says theres a 40 percent chance he picks someone from this years Republican presidential field as his vice president. But the odds-on favorite to win the veepstakes: Newt Gingrich. The former speaker of the house was a perpetual thorn in the side of the Bill Clinton administration. And he sounds like hes relishing a shot at Hillary Clinton. Gingrich has lavished praise on Trump. The business mogul has not said much about the man named Newt. But oddsmakers and betting markets like Gingrinchs chances nonetheless. In this unpredictable election season, bookies have some other strange options in mind...
  • Pope To Commission Study To Find More Ways He Can Confuse People

    05/14/2016 9:17:01 AM PDT · by ebb tide · 17 replies
    Eye of the Tiber ^ | May 12, 2016 | Admin
    Pope Francis said today that he would set up a commission to study whether or not he can find more ways to confuse and frustrate the living crap out of people, revealing an openness to re-examining the churchs long-held insistence on not speaking off-the-cuff. His move was hailed as a breakthrough by those in the media who have clamored for years to be given more stuff to speculate on, and who cite research showing that a pope whose speeches were scripted and thought out produced nothing for the media to report on, and therefore, pointless. But the idea will face...
  • Hot new viral video laughs at millennials until . . . BAM!

    05/01/2016 11:24:14 PM PDT · by Beowulf9 · 29 replies
    http://www.bizpacreview.com ^ | May 1 2016 | Carmine Sabia
    Musician Micah Tyler had no idea when he made a hilarious video about millennials for his church that it would catch fire the way it has. Set to the tune of the classic Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da written by Paul McCartney the singer lampoons man buns, Instagram posts and yoga pants while he sings Gotta Love Millennials.
  • You've Gotta Love Millennials - Humor

    05/01/2016 11:07:37 AM PDT · by Beave Meister · 21 replies
    YouTube ^ | 4/30/2016 | Micah Tyler
    This video was a parody that opened a talk at the Church Leaders Conference encouraging people to see past the stereotypes and recognizing the unique potential that millennials have!
  • Millennials (parody song)

    04/30/2016 11:14:40 AM PDT · by hoagy62 · 3 replies
    Watermark Community Church FB Page ^ | 4/28/16 | Micah Taylor
    This was a song done by Christian recording artist Micah Taylor as he introduced a talk about evangelizing Millennials, and it's called "Millennials". The song is done to the tune of The Beatle's "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Dah". He recorded all the voices. It's really funny...right until the end. Something to enjoy on a Saturday morning.
  • Kim Jong Un's doppelganger is a hit in South Korea

    04/29/2016 1:26:44 PM PDT · by Lizavetta · 43 replies
    Los Angeles Times ^ | April 29, 2016 | Steve Boro
    All eyes in the crowd fell on the supreme commander of the Korean People's Army. He emerged from the subway in one of this city's busiest nightlife areas with his trademark black suit and closely cropped hair. He hadn't lost any weight. "That's Kim Jong Un!" somebody shouted. Not quite. The reviled North Korean dictator, it turns out, has a doppelganger. He was soon surrounded by Friday night revelers holding up their smartphones and giggling in disbelief. Several rubbed his belly as they posed for their friends.
  • No, The Primary System Is Not Rigged

    04/26/2016 10:52:16 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 98 replies
    American Thinker ^ | 04/26/2016 | George W. Ford
    For the past month, a media narrative has taken hold that something must be done to reform, simplify, streamline, and democratize the delegate selection system of the Republican presidential nomination process. Is our GOP presidential primary system rigged, meaning it is corrupt because it favors the establishment? Is it convoluted, arbitrary, arcane...and too often "voteless"? Is it wrong to allow "Trojan horse" delegates to change their vote on the second ballot of the national convention? Why do we have a separate election for delegates after we vote for candidates? The system is not rigged, convoluted, arbitrary, arcane, or voteless. It...
  • Diamond & Silk Teach Lyin'Ted and Lunatic Kasich Basic Math

    04/25/2016 6:50:48 PM PDT · by Right-wing Librarian · 20 replies
    Youtube ^ | April 25, 2016 | Diamond & Silk
    "Diamond and Silk realize that Lyin'Ted and Lunatic Kasich is out of touch with reality and numbers. They give them both a basic Math lesson and let them know that Donald J Trump will be the Nominee."
  • Ted Cruz reacts to New York

    04/22/2016 11:06:45 PM PDT · by Snowybear · 64 replies
    YouTube ^ | 4/22/2016 | Snowybear
    Ted Cruz reacts to the New York primary results (downfall parody). A guy I work with put this together.
  • Donald Trumps secret wig farm gets discovered by Norwegian TV

    04/22/2016 9:18:58 AM PDT · by Kegger · 24 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 4/21/15 | Ishaan Tharoor
  • New York never mattered, Ted Cruz won the Presidency

    04/22/2016 2:32:50 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 156 replies
    Red State ^ | April 20, 2016 | Michael Harrington
    The math is certain, it's time to move on to fighting Hillary. The current real numbers are just fine, Trump was expected to win New York, optimistic news I had received not with standing. Yes Trump got 90 delegates. Yes he did well. Yes Kasich got 5 delegates, his first in how long? Yes yes and yes. And No I am not even bothered. Real Numbers: Cruz 696 Delegates to Trumps 815 Delegates. Whats left now? California 172 Indiana 57 New Jersey 51 Washington 44 Maryland 38 Nebraska 36 West Virginia 34 South Dakota 29 Connecticut 28 Oregon 28 Montana...
  • What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    04/19/2016 3:54:07 PM PDT · by Mechanicos · 11 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 4/15/16 | From email
    Question:What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer :Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,...
  • 'Apple owes me $2bn'

    04/14/2016 6:57:44 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 12 replies
    The Register UK ^ | April 13, 2016 | By Chris Williams
    A Detroit woman says Apple owes her $2bn because the iGiant allegedly ripped off her smartwatch idea.Daisy Washington-Gross has sued [PDF] the Silicon Valley giant in US district court of eastern Michigan, alleging Apple's Watch infringes her patent. She claims she paid $325 to apply for a patent describing a "detachable bleeper disc digital gym shoe computer wrist watch" in July 1996, although her submission doesn't appear to have gone anywhere except the bin. El Reg could find no record of the application. Your move, Apple ... Washington-Gross's court filing Washington-Gross's letter to Magistrate Judge Anthony Patti is dated April...
  • Navy to Name New Destroyer The USS Alfred C. Sharpton| Humor

    04/14/2016 2:45:09 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 16 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | April 14, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Inspired by the profound wisdom of Nancy Pelosi Navy Secretary Ray Mabus stated this week that Navy ships no longer need be named after dead old White geezers with medals of honor or politicians who have helped the Navy. Naming them after politicians favored by our dear leader Obama is nowNavy policy. Sharpton may never have won a medal of honor, served in the U.S. Military or helped the Navy. However, he is a fighter for social justice and has destroyed lots of racist stuff. Once the Navy names a destroyer in his honor, he will have much more...
  • The power of make-up - Caption the Wee Wee

    04/04/2016 4:01:32 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 9 replies
    April 4, 2016
  • (Satire) Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It (Link Only)

    03/29/2016 7:40:55 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 41 replies
    The New Yorker The Borowitz Report | March 29, 2016 | BY ANDY BOROWITZ
    Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It by Andy Borowitz The New Yorker The Borowitz Report. Link only due to copyright issue.
  • Lyin' Ted and Mandy getting Physical

    03/29/2016 1:24:53 AM PDT · by Red Steel · 36 replies
    Youtube ^ | Mar 28, 2016 | JibJab
    I took you to an intimate restaurant, Then to a suggestive movie Theres nothin left to talk about, Unless its horizontally Lets get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, lets get into physical Let me hear your body talk, Your body talk, let me hear your body talk...
  • This may shock you: Hillary Clinton is fundamentally honest

    03/28/2016 6:03:18 PM PDT · by MtnClimber · 63 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 28 Mar, 2016 | Jill Abramson
    Its impossible to miss the Hillary for Prison signs at Trump rallies. At one of the Democratic debates, the moderator asked Hillary Clinton whether she would drop out of the race if she were indicted over her private email server. Oh for goodness that is not going to happen, she said. Im not even going to answer that question. Based on what I know about the emails, the idea of her being indicted or going to prison is nonsensical. Nonetheless, the belief that Clinton is dishonest and untrustworthy is pervasive. A recent New York Times-CBS poll found that 40%...
  • I went shopping at Walmart...

    03/25/2016 7:02:05 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 28 replies
    Zero Hedge | 3-25-16 | poster at zero Hedge
    Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at WalMart for my dogs Shadow and Lady. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that No, I didnt have a dog - that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldnt because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, Id lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive...
  • Rules of a gunfight

    03/24/2016 5:35:20 PM PDT · by HWGruene · 60 replies
    redonkulas channel you tube ^ | 3/24/15 | Terrence Popp
    A LITTLE HUMOR with guns.
  • Trump Want Presidency: Donald smashes the Republican Party. (cartoon)

    03/22/2016 6:03:06 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 38 replies
    The Nation ^ | March 22, 2016 | Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)
  • Bryan Lewis: 'I Think My Dog's A Democrat'

    03/21/2016 3:21:30 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | March 20, 2016
    Bryan Lewis on the Joel Riley Show: "I think my dog's a Democrat" It's hilarious even though it's not funny ... you'll understand what I mean when you listen to the pretty song.
  • SOLID STEEL

    03/18/2016 4:55:37 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | Feb 20, 2016 | puffykilled2pac
    SOLID STEEL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
  • John Oliver Just Explained the Apple/FBI Case In the Most Hilarious Way Possible (Video)

    03/14/2016 1:52:55 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 13 replies
    The Street ^ | March 14, 2016 | ByChris Ciaccia
    With Apple set to unveil a new iPhone (and more) next week ahead of its court hearing with the FBI over the encryption battle, John Oliver has a smart take on the whole tangled issue. The host of HBO's 'Last Week Tonight,' who has become increasingly relevant in debates on national issues, Oliver has come out in defense of Apple on the encryption issue, but noted the company could be more forthcoming with its ads, saying it could talk more about how hard it is to stay ahead of hackers. Oliver noted the issue has been brought up on the...
  • Sacha Baron Cohen deftly parodies Apple product launches

    03/11/2016 11:07:06 AM PST · by Swordmaker · 11 replies
    Mac Daily News ^ | Wednesday, March 9, 2016 10:28 am
    Sacha Baron Cohen portrays plays Apple-ish executives think Steve Jobs and Jony Ive unveiling a new movie character instead of a revolutionary, paradigm-destroying device or service. Cohen also features Applye-Esque fanboys and fangirls in his new promotional vehicle. Cohen, best known as Borat Sagdiyev and Brno Gehard, is promoting his new movie The Brothers Grimsby. Cohen references many of his most famous characters, including the infamous Ali G. CLICK ON PHOTO TO PLAY VIDEO
  • "Trumped" Starring Matthew Broderick & Nathan Lane (video) (5:26)

    03/01/2016 10:36:29 AM PST · by EveningStar · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | February 28, 2016 | Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Published on Feb 28, 2016 From the producers who brought you "The Producers," #Trumped is a new musical starring Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Cloris Leachman and the unlikely candidate himself, Donald Trump.
  • Super Tuesday Humor

    03/01/2016 7:21:21 AM PST · by TontoKowalski · 18 replies
    Twitter ^ | 3/1/16 | Laura Ingraham
    Laura Ingraham ‏@IngrahamAngle 24m24 minutes ago Fave Email: "To those who say Trump never did anything for conservatives--he did get rid of Jeb. What has Rubio ever done for us?"
  • Jude Law Minders Attacked

    02/29/2016 6:50:13 AM PST · by scooby321 · 27 replies
    Beitbart ^ | 2-28-2016 | Oliver JJ Lane
    British Hollywood actor Jude Laws do-gooder visit to the so-called jungle migrant camp in Calais ended in violence after a number of the party were ambushed and deprived of their mobile phones by the migrants they had gone to support. Jude Law and other celebrities including Dads Army reboot actor Toby Jones, musician Tom Odell, and comedian Shappi Khorsandi visited Calais last week in an effort to raise the profile of the migrant slums before they were demolished by the French authorities. The group used their trip as an opportunity to call on the British government to throw open the...
  • (Vanity) Suggested Theme Music for the Trump Campaign

    02/25/2016 6:12:34 PM PST · by grey_whiskers · 43 replies
    I was reading on another thread here on Free Republic, about Darth Vader's Imperial March Sounds Much Happier In A Major Key, and so I went over to the link given in that article, to listen. That link, by the way, is the one given for this vanity. My wife overheard it and commented on how *happy* it sounded. Then it hit me. Is there anyone newsworthy today, who is very powerful, who says he has the best of intentions, and yet is villified in many corners? Why, yes; and not just by liberals. I'm speaking, of course, of Donald's...
  • Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go.

    02/22/2016 10:02:31 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 252 replies
    http://www.theblaze.com ^ | Feb. 22, 2016 10:09am | Matt Walsh
    Dear Donald Trump Fan, I'm going to tell you the truth, friend. You say you want the truth. You say you want someone who speaks boldly and brashly and bluntly and "tells it like it is" and so on. According to exit polls in South Carolina, voters who want a president who "tells it like it is" are an essential demographic for Trump, just as they're an essential demographic for Judge Judy and Dr. Phil. You say you want abrupt and matter-of-fact honesty, and you want it so much, you'll make a man president for it regardless of whether he...
  • Soul Lover, Loves Us This I Know

    02/21/2016 3:13:05 PM PST · by Revski · 8 replies
    Revski (o7jimmy) Youtube Ministy ^ | 2/21/16 | Revski (o7jimmy)
    Two great songs of this video are, He The Lover Of My Soul, a small spiritual and Jesus Love Me, This I Know, written by William B. Bradbury. Covered by me and my mandolin.
  • The Unacceptable Tax Return

    02/21/2016 12:29:57 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 22 replies
    Email from my Aunt | 02/21/16 | Unknown
    This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, ... "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the man wrote: ... "7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians." The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable. The man's response back to the IRS was.... "Who did...
  • RedLetterMedia: Top 10 Things YOU Didn't know about Darth Vader's Suit! [HILARIOUS]

    02/20/2016 6:04:48 AM PST · by Greetings_Puny_Humans · 6 replies
    Red Letter Media ^ | 12/31/2015 | Red Letter Media
    From video summary: "Rich and Mike learn lots of new things about Darth Vader's iconic suit! CLICKBAIT!" Rich and Mike read canon info about Darth Vader's suit, which is basically a giant coffin designed to annoy him to death. Watch and laugh your butt off for twenty four minutes and thirty four seconds in the year of our Lord stardate 45BBY, won't you?
  • Interview with 110 Year Old Woman, Flossie Dickey

    02/19/2016 2:36:25 PM PST · by RummyChick · 8 replies
    youtube ^ | 2/18 | fox28
    This is the best news interview we have ever seen! Good Day Spokane anchor Nichole Mischke interviewed 110-Year-Old Flossie Dickey on her birthday. What did we get out of this? Flossie likes to nap.
  • Converted Trump Now Running for Pope!

    02/19/2016 8:35:15 AM PST · by Carpe Cerevisi · 31 replies
    Allium-Cepa News Network ^ | February 18, 2016 | Chris Jackson
    In shocking news first reported a week ago, businessman Donald Trump has converted to Catholicism and has now declared his candidacy for Pope. Today's announcement coincides with critical statements Pope Francis made about Mr. Trump not being a Christian. Mr. Trump just held a rally outside of New York City. Although video is not available, A-CNN has just acquired the audio transcript which we are providing below: Thank you....thank you. You know, when I first started this campaign, people didn't believe me. First they said, he's not converting, he'll never convert. Then I converted. Then they said, he'll never get...
  • "I Guess It's Food Stamps": 400,000 Jeopardized As Giant State Pension Fund Plans 50% Benefit Cuts

    02/19/2016 7:27:00 AM PST · by SeekAndFind · 125 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 02/19/2016 | Tyler Durden
    Dale Dorsey isn't happy.After working 33 years, he's facing a 55% cut to his pension benefits, a blow which he says will "cripple" his family and imperil the livelihood of his two children, one of whom is in the fourth grade and one of whom is just entering high school.Dorsey attended a town hall meeting in Kansas City on Tuesday where retirees turned out for a discussion on "massive" pension cuts proposed by the Central States Pension Fund, which covers 400,000 participants, and which will almost certainly go broke within the next decade."A controversial 2014 law allowed the pension...
  • Song for Free Republic of late

    02/18/2016 1:31:08 PM PST · by Bidimus1 · 8 replies
    Hope this will cheer up a few here during the FR Civil war.
  • Former Trump 'Apprentice' Omarosa Manigault Brings Up Fox Business Channel Contributor's "Big Boobs"

    02/16/2016 6:38:09 PM PST · by SubMareener · 54 replies
    A panel discussion about Donald Trump and the Bush administation's handling of the 9/11 attacks on Fox Business Channel's Mornings With Maria went off the rails when Trump supporter and former Apprentice Omarosa Manigault invoked FBN contributor Tamara Holder's "big boobs." The segment began to fall apart when Omarosa corrected anchor Maria Bartiromo for mispronouncing her name. "My name is Oh-marosa. Oh-marosa," she insisted.
  • The Honeymooners - Donald Trump

    02/12/2016 5:51:16 PM PST · by BeadCounter · 31 replies
    youtube ^ | Spockboy
    The Honeymooners, this is a hoot. Probably posted seeing how many hits it has but decided to try it again.
  • Mounting Evidence Putin Will Ignite WWIII

    02/12/2016 8:46:51 AM PST · by TigerLikesRooster · 47 replies
    Observer ^ | 02/11/16 | John R. Schindler
    Mounting Evidence Putin Will Ignite WWIII By letting Putin get away with whatever he likes in Syria, Obama has created a deeply dangerous situation By John R. Schindler 02/11/16 10:51am Relations between Russia and Turkey have been dismal since late November, when a Turkish fighter jet shot down a Russian bomber on the border with Syria, killing its pilot. That began a war of words between Moscow and Ankara that ought to concern everyone, since the former has several thousand nuclear weapons and the latter is a member of NATO. Kremlin propaganda against Ankara has increased of late, setting the...
  • No, Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want Federal Regulation of Home Schooling

    02/11/2016 9:27:07 AM PST · by SoConPubbie · 20 replies
    The Resurgent ^ | February 11, 2016 | Brian Sikma
    Contrary to what some bloggers (many of whom support Donald Trump’s presidential campaign) and the Internet rumor mill have been saying, Sen. Ted Cruz does not support federal regulation of home schooling.The source of the myth is Cruz’s co-sponsorship of S.306, a bill introduced during this session of Congress by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT). Some form of the bill has been introduced since 2000, but the measure has never been controversial until presidential campaign politics intervened. What the measure does is expand who can use Coverdell education savings accounts by clarifying that for the purpose of Coverdell expenses only, the...
  • Laugh. It's the Best Medicine. Then get serious again.

    02/11/2016 9:16:51 AM PST · by DanMiller · 2 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | February 11, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Obama and Hillary are evil and some Republican candidates are bad. Stay mad, but laugh occasionally because it's refreshing. Then, let's take America back.Sometimes life is hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm68ga5yR4w Yeah, but wouldn't it be terrible if everything always happened just as we want it to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R1RS7xfGT8 This is pretty much how government really works. They just aren't this good as telling us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cR6JpRCnM Jimmy Buffett manages to offend just about everyone while being funny as he does it. That's good! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneCa_yIuzg It's about time for a drink. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtjoRpmOjc OK, it's time to get serious again. Obama said, "You didn't build...
  • U.N. Security Council members push Russia to stop Aleppo bombing

    02/10/2016 9:41:55 PM PST · by Mariner · 11 replies
    Reuters ^ | February 10th, 2016 | By Michelle Nichols
    Several United Nations Security Council members pressed Russia on Wednesday to stop bombing around Syria's Aleppo in support of a Syrian military offensive and allow humanitarian access ahead of a crucial meeting of major powers in Germany on the conflict. The 15-member Security Council met behind closed doors to discuss the situation after the U.N. warned that hundreds of thousands of civilians could be cut off from food if Syrian government forces encircle rebel-held parts of Aleppo. "Russia's air strikes have been a direct cause of this crisis around Aleppo," New Zealand's U.N. Ambassador Gerard van Bohemen told reporters after...
  • Deer Jumps the Fence

    02/10/2016 10:52:56 AM PST · by w1n1 · 18 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 2/10/2016 | M Alpert
    Watch what happens when this deer tries to jump a High FenceWe've all heard of, or maybe even seen a deer leap over a fence that seems way too high like it was nothing. Unfortunately, it doesn't always turn out that way. A driver was filming three does running on the side of a country road when she got this clip. In the video, the three does try and make a break for it by going across the road and jumping over a high fence. The first doe to give it a go hits the fence about half way up...
  • Akbar Idiots: Terror Fails and Jihadi Bloopers

    02/10/2016 6:34:44 AM PST · by Jed Eckert · 13 replies
    Funker350 ^ | Feb. 9, 2016 | Will
    "Fratricide"is my middle name. When my mortar explodes in my hand.. Allahu Akbar! When my buddy point blanks me with an anti air heavy machine gun... Allahu Akbar! When I am so incredibly stupid as a result of uncountable generations of inbreeding that the simple process of aiming my rifle is too complicated for me to fathom...Allahu Akbar! God may be great, but it's painfully obvious that he doesn't think a whole lot of you clowns. Video at link
  • So, 18 Ezekiels Walk Into A Bar...

    02/09/2016 6:29:32 PM PST · by kiryandil · 24 replies
    February 9, 2016 | The Bible, Old Testament
    So, 18 Ezekiels Walk Into A Bar, and 2 of them said:"The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge"...