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Pirouette on over, Baryshnikov. There’s a new interpretation of Tchaikovski’s Nutcracker coming out! (Crazy-funny video)

Thanks for viewing/commenting/rating! This is an animated pig with humor! This is inspired from the scripture; II Peter 2:22.

The Senate has stalled action on a $175 million spending bill that would fund tax incentives to encourage cremation, and discourage traditional burial of the deceased.

Here's a thing of beauty, a great image to divert your attention from all the talk about our $12 trillion (and growing) deficit. Let's just say Obama's got a leg up on things over in Asia.

<!-- body { font: 12px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } --> Local Man Claims Responsibility For Own Problems Select messages from # through # FAQ [/[]\] The People's Cube -> The Daily Truth #1: Local Man Claims Responsibility For Own Problems Author: Opiate of the People, Location: People's Republic of NJ, USA, EarthPosted: 11/7/2009, 10:42 pm    — In an odd exposé that has left the worlds of politics and academia abuzz, a local homeless person revealed yesterday that he only blamed himself for his failures. The incident occurred near the dumpster behind the Shop Rite store in Brooklyn, when Willard Kookish, formerly of 435 Subprime...

It's a bad storyline for the president, and thoroughly in the bloodstream.

I posted this on another thread using another word but upon reflection It occured to me that if one wanted to start a new curse word the word "Barak' would work far better than the original. So in the interest of furthering the development of profanity science here is the latest word to be bleeped when broadcast. Proper use of the word “Barak” through history “Where did all of the “barak” concrete sales go.” Mort Zlotnik concrete contractor in Babel “Those “barak” Americans just won't “barak” give up” British General Edward Pakenham at the battle of New Orleans 1814 “Where...

I just came across this on the web and it displays an arguement FOR the use of hidden cameras. Part of this may have been on Hannity last night. I mean, what is the deal with these people....do they watch any news at all? Are they aware....oh, forget it!

The REAL GUANTANAMO BAY!! Steven visits Gitmo!! (For real, it's not spoof, he really visits to entertain the troops at Club Gitmo)

Al Sharpton is crucified - Limbaugh is defended (sort of), untill they get to airhead Arianna...

Saturday Night Live took a break from bashing FOX News and doing half-assed Obama impressions. While the voice and face are not perfect the actor does capture a bit of Biden's gaffe-prone personality and let's say slower than average mental skills. The premise is Obama is overseas so Joe Biden breaks into the Oval Office to take care of at least one issue before Obama gets back. Click here to watch the SNL making fun of Biden clip.It makes you think. What in the world would the country do with a President Biden and Vice President Pelosi? Can you just...

Roland Emmerich's new end-of-the-world disaster film 2012 has a rollicking good time destroying every monument to man's architectural genius in the world. The Sistine Chapel goes kablooie, as does the Vatican and the giant Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. The White House gets flattened, too. All man's most well known landmarks get turned to dust by Emmerich's over-the-top movie effects team. But by the time the year 2012 rolls around, director Roland Emmerich is obviously saying that Islam has been wiped off the face of the Earth. There are no Saudi scenes of mayhem and destruction in...

On Rush's show today: This is a riot! Rush plays the actual WWF aired ad first and then the children of EIB speak out!

INTERNET WARNING: If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.... It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

This is one of the funniest things I've heard on Rush Limbaugh lately. It's Rush Limbaugh's E.I.B. kids responding to the World Wildlife Federation Copenhagen treaty on Climate Change. It's from todays show. There's the commercial from the world Wildlife Fund under the Limbaugh Video. Click here for Rush's kids responding to the WWF propaganda commercial.

Here's my choice: "I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache." --Jack Mayberry

Holy crap. This might be funnier than those MMA guys giving wedgies. The most realistic depiction of life during wartime you may ever see short of enlisting yourself.

This parody Obama video is a riot! It looks brand new and is scathing!!! Includes lyrics! Progressive; left to the core He's got his roots in the radical community orgs And he's an actor; looks good on TV He's got the press in his pocket so he's rulin' with ease.....

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Hilarious video: "We're headed in the wrong direction way too fast! Hide your Bibles and yer guns!" Go Conservatism!

President Obama, stinging from criticism of what opponents have called his "apology tour" to places like Dresden, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, announced that he will visit Georgia next year to heal the wounds from America's Civil War. Obama's visit will begin in Atlanta on September 2, where Sherman's march began and later that day he will visit Savannah, where Sherman concluded his march on December 22, 1864. Along the way, Sherman conducted total warfare and burned everything in sight, including private homes and businesses. By Sherman's own estimate, his army caused over $100 million in property damage in Georgia alone. Off...

Recently filed court docs in the BARNETT v. Obama case in the UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT, CENTRAL DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIABARNETT v OBAMA Motion for ReconsiderationBARNETT v OBAMA Taitz DeclarationBARNETT v OBAMA Coroner Report & Sinclair Affidavit

This is a video of a fellow going out into the street to try and sell a one ounce gold coin, worth approximately $1100 for between $5-$50. Either no one trusts him, or they don't know how much gold is worth.

A Saudi court has ruled in favor of the public display of a crucifix, despite a Kingdom-wide ban on Christian symbols. The only proviso is that a beheaded human body has to be attached to it: RIYADH (Reuters) – A Saudi court of cassation upheld a ruling to behead and crucify a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children and leaving one of them to die in the desert, newspapers reported on Tuesday. The convict was arrested earlier this year after a seven-year old boy helped police in their investigation. The child left in the desert after the rape was...

Jon Stewart turns Glenn Beck's appendectomy into an opportunity to parody his show. Actually, Beck might see the humor in this much like celebs who are frequently flattered when SNL chooses to parody them. We all know this can be harmful as witnessed by the Tina Fey's constant rips on Sarah Palin. As Stewart has credited Beck, Fox News and Giles and O'Keefe for following up on the ACORN story, some of this is likely tongue in cheek. As you watch the clip it becomes increasingly obvious Stewart is actually doing a parody on Beck's show though I don't think...

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford, UK : Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took...

Tomorrow when you tea party the capitol phone lines, here is another number you can call.

This alone might put an end to liturgical dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxwV08YsKCg&feature=player_embedded

A cartoon of Nancy Pelosi as Nurse Ratchet is at the link below....

This parody is hilarious: Obama, Barney Frank and Algore sing: Party like it's 1929! Congradulations on Tuesday folks! Real America spoke! I had to laugh at this AP news headline today: " Young voters who helped elect Obama stayed home". Excuses, excuses! James

The famous "Uh" speech where Obama says "uh" like over 100 times in one (edited) 40 minute montage. It gets even funnier as you listen.

President Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) calls in a hack computer guy with marginal Photoshop skills to help him design the New American Flag. They sit in the Oval Office. Obama: “How do you use that thing? I don’t see a teleprompter?” Hack: “It’s a laptop, Mr. President. The screen’s sort of like a teleprompter.” Obama: “I see. Hum. I like it. Now, I was thinking we should start with the current flag and see how I can improve it. ” Hack: “No problem sir…” Obama : “That’s Mr. President.” Hack: Oh, sorry Mr. President. Okay, here’s the U.S....

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama Administration? One Obama to blame the Bush administration for all darkness. One Rahm Emanual to threaten MSM not to report that a light bulb is out. One White House Spokesperson to say Fox News is not a News Organization for having reported that the light bulb is out. A team of 30 internet bloggers to deny on the internet that the light bulb is out. One terrorist Bill Ayers to write a feel good book about how Obama’s father dreamed of changing light bulbs. One Light...

Orly Taitz discussing her grievances with Bill O.

Believers in Intelligent Design have often been scorned as being opposed to science, but science itself is showing that it is the evolutionists who are opposed to rational inquiry.Though The New American has no official position on evolution, we have published a number of articles over the years pointing to flaws in the theory and arguing for academic freedom on the subject. We did this most recently in "Allow Intelligence" (May 12, 2008 issue), our very favorable review of Ben Stein's documentary Expelled. In the following article, Selwyn Duke suggests that it's possible to believe in both an evolution of...

I've been receiving a lot of cute Halloween jokes and wonder if all you FReepers are getting them also.Here are a few that I like: "> "> "> ">

In this special Halloween special of the Conscience of Kansas radio program with our airing of "political nightmares" and the "Democrat Monster Name Game" which received submissions from all 50 states and 5 countries. It's a fun spooky time and we invite you to listen and comment?

The nation would live happily every after.... See an awesome pic at the below link.

The horrifying evolution of Halloween continues. Recently it became Slutoween, but we're long past that. Now it's Skanky Doggyween. You may have seen the stories about sexy pet costumes, the miniature schnauzer in the tiny plaid skirt, the rat terrier in the lascivious Bo Peep outfit, the French Maid Chihuahua with the fishnet stockings, and so on. Now that America has sexified its dogs, is it any wonder that al-Qaida wants us dead?

Reminiscent of the authoritarian regime in George Orwell’s 1984, the Obama Administration introduced some “newspeak” terms into our political debate earlier this year. The “war on terror” became an “overseas contingency action” and “acts of terrorism” became “man caused disasters.” Seemingly innocuous changes in statements appeared to do no harm at the time. Now, however, when one looks at the execution of “overseas contingency actions,” the change in semantics reflects a change in urgency. We have seen Obama drag his feet in Afghanistan while our casualties mount. Rather than denounce “acts of terrorism,” we are striving to understand “entering a...

Remnant Press Release FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - OCTOBER 20, 2009CONTACT: H. M. OWEN (U.S.), noevolutioninfo@gmail.com or PETER WILDERS (Europe), wilderspeter@gmail.com The Scientific Impossibility of Evolution November 9, 2009 9:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. St. Pius V University (Rome) In Response to Pope Benedict XVI’s Call for Both Sides to be Heard The 150th anniversary of Darwin’s "Origin of the Species" in November 2009 will be the occasion for a unique conference at Pope Pius V University in Rome presenting a scientific refutation of evolution theory. According to Russian sedimentologist Alexander Lalamov...

Who can tax the sunshine...

Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines Select messages from # through # FAQ [/[]\] The People's Cube -> The Daily Truth #1: Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines Author: Opiate of the People, Location: People's Republic of NJ, USA, EarthPosted: 10/24/2009, 9:54 pm    — WASHINGTON - In a bold move to lessen our dependence on traditional fuels and decrease carbon emissions, Congress voted to repeal an old Republican ban on perpetual motion machines, clearing the way for the development of self-propelled water wheels, self-flowing flasks, float belts, zeromotors, and other environmentally-friendly industrial equipment. Director of the White House's Office of Science and...

Jib Jab allows you to create your own musical story. I have tried to recreate my interpretation of the Obamamonster. See the "Sociable Monster" come to life! Created by Michelle with a little help from her ghoul friend Hillary, batboyfriend Joe and climatologist Al! A real funny Halloween story.

In what possibly could the funniest thing said on the House floor in a long time. Rep. LaTourette mocks democrats who have been whining and crying that the Republican party is blocking health care reform. Here's the video of LaTourette. Below is the transcript. Mr Speaker. All through out history there's been the big lie. And we got the big lie going here again. And it goes like this: Republicans wont let us have health care reform. WAHHHH Republicans are the party of no. WAHHHHHH Why are Republicans stopping us from reforming health care? WAHHHHH ..We couldn't stop a one...

Who made this quote : "I've always been in favor of foreign affairs...".

{...}l'm a Republican. Conservative....income-support programs.....Each instance of solicitation for false testimony by attorney Orly Taitz is listed below. ... includes instances where attorney Orly Taitz advised and encouraged me to engage in other illegal activity. Each instance of attorney Orly Taitz asking me (1) to provide false testimony in civil action

An AWESOME image of Obama as a baby...