did not Princess Diana say the same of her in-laws? :)
The totally hilarious thing would be if all the talk of UFOs and Reptiles and Grays and Lochness Monsters and second-shooters-for-JFK and Bush/Kerry/Gore/Obama all being part of the same team, etc etc etc was true, and that the conspiracy fringe has been right all along.
Reminds me of that Men In Black movie where the spooks actually keep up with the REAL news by reading the tabloids.