Oh, my....what can I say, but....LOL.
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe
My wife was filling out a questionnaire from the gynecologist.
She said, “I need YOUR help with this question. Does it hurt YOU when we have sex?”
I said, “Only if the light’s on.”
And that’s when the fight started...