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Town wiped out of loo roll
cairns ^ | 11 Feb 2009 | Unkown

Posted on 02/12/2009 7:13:42 AM PST by patton

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To: patton

Wipe with a koala mate, they’re soft.


21 posted on 02/12/2009 7:55:04 AM PST by TexasRepublic (I am inconsolate over the death of our country.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

A nation without TP will collapse.


22 posted on 02/12/2009 7:55:30 AM PST by CindyDawg
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To: TexasRepublic
Wipe with a koala mate, they’re soft.

"Koalas that are disturbed are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury to humans; special handling requirements are as such applicable."

http://www.fourthcrossingwildlife.com/WhatToDoWithaWigglingWombat.pdf

23 posted on 02/12/2009 8:00:10 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins (I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
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To: TexasRepublic

Old joke - brother bear and brother rabbit are pooping in the woods.

Br. Bear - “Hey, Rabbit - I got a queston - does poop stick to your fur?

br. Rabbit - “Yeah, I get awfull fur balls.”

Br. Bear - “Oh, good,” picking up br. rabbit, and proceeding to wipe his ....


24 posted on 02/12/2009 8:04:32 AM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: dblshot
You're not a member of Congress, are you?


25 posted on 02/12/2009 8:15:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins
Is THAT what a toilet brush is for?


26 posted on 02/12/2009 8:17:15 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama thinks spending tax $ on abortions in Mexico helps more than controlling illegal immigration)
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To: a fool in paradise

Isn’t Lou Rawls dead?


27 posted on 02/12/2009 8:21:21 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: patton
"THERE are pubs with no beer..."



Say it aint so ...
28 posted on 02/12/2009 8:35:40 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ;o)
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To: a fool in paradise
Only if you were in Ancient Rome, and there wasn't much cleaning to do, with a brush like that, on a toilet like this:

Roman toilet sponge (shared with community)


29 posted on 02/12/2009 8:44:44 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins (I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
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To: Liberty Valance

Nope, it was a bad dream, hush now, go back to sleep.


30 posted on 02/12/2009 8:49:23 AM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: gimme1ibertee

“Well,hell!....Don’t they have corncobs over there? :P”

or an enterprising sole with a boat to go across the flooded part and then to return with TP to sell at very nice price. ;)


31 posted on 02/12/2009 9:29:20 AM PST by neb52 (Master of the Possimpible!)
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To: patton

32 posted on 02/12/2009 9:29:40 AM PST by mirkwood (It's a heat wave in Maine 26 degrees F)
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To: mirkwood

LOLOLOL!


33 posted on 02/12/2009 9:31:54 AM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: neb52
or an enterprising sole with a boat to go across the flooded part and then to return with TP to sell at very nice price. ;)

Nah....That would be too easy.Makes much more sense to whine about the situation.
34 posted on 02/12/2009 11:14:47 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: CindyDawg
What did people do before Charmin?

"Wish in one hand......." :P
35 posted on 02/12/2009 11:37:02 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: gimme1ibertee

... in the other?


36 posted on 02/12/2009 4:49:15 PM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: patton

LOLOL!


37 posted on 02/12/2009 4:59:54 PM PST by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; justiceseeker93; ..

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/2273173


38 posted on 02/12/2009 6:42:08 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SunkenCiv

I thought Woolworth’s went out of business in the 1980s or 90s.


39 posted on 02/13/2009 2:33:16 AM PST by Berosus (No more Kennedys, no more Clintons, no more Bushes, no more political dynasties. Deal?)
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