Posted on 02/27/2009 8:42:37 PM PST by KJC1
Is anyone here familiar with this?
The laughter sound is like a "Mwhahaha" in a deep, devilish voice.
LISTER: Kryten, what you doing, man?
KRYTEN: I've just repaired the toaster, Sir. Well, I've nearly repaired the toaster.
LISTER: Oh NO, man! Dismantle him! You don't know what the little bleeder's like!
KRYTEN: Well, I've read all the documentation, Sir. He's simply a talking alarm clock who provides his owner with early morning toast and light conversation.
LISTER: Not this one. This one's mental!
KRYTEN: Sir?
LISTER: He's defective. He wants everyone to eat toast ALL OF THE TIME. He's obsessed with it. And if you don't want to eat, like, four hundreds rounds of toast EVERY HOUR, he throws a major wobbly. That's what caused the accident in the first place.
KRYTEN: What accident?
LISTER: The accident involving me, the toaster, the waste disposal and the fourteen pound lump-hammer.
KRYTEN: That explains why he was down in the garbage hold in three thousand separate pieces.
LISTER: Another thing. He always says "Howdy doodly do." Drives you spare. I mean, what the smeg does "Howdy doodly do" mean?
KRYTEN: Well, just trust me, Sir. My motives will become clear.
He presses some more buttons on the keyboard. The TOASTER lights up and speaks. Its bread-lowering lever moves up and down as it speaks with its mid-Atlantic accent in an impossibly cheerful tone:
TOASTER: Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie -- Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
I hope you figure it out!
I thought mine had come back recently in the form of thunder sounding... it took a few days but,I found out it was my weather channel alert that my local temp had changed...LOL
Even my eight-year-old grandson is more computer savvy than I am. But to him, I'm still PAPA. He wouldn't mess with my computer because he knows better than to mess with PAPA. (That'll change when he's 13, I'm sure...) ;)
That is F—— funny. Especially because Spiderman IS F-— gay. I wish I could pull that prank on some people I know!
:)She was our 6th child and so it was funny.Trying to put your first post on Free Republic .Priceless.
Heeheheee,Your bad.I was so shy back then and in a chat and everyone encourage me to join.I am not a good speller and back then we had spell police so I was ready for my first post and spelled it out nice.Went to post it and it said Spiderman is F-— gay.Someday she will pay:)
Interesting virus if that’s what’s causing it.
Real classical jazz. Very nice, thanks!
I’ve had that happen with headphones before, and also with the speakers on a stereo I had about 15 years ago. The neighbor had a massive CB antenna and I could hear her jabbering all hours of the day and night!
And here I thought you’d have a luck virus allusion.
You should be so lucky...
What was the fix?
OK, tell me how you see posts before they are posted. I've got to learn that trick.
Get the program “Hijack this” run it and post the log
http://www.spywareinfoforum.com/index.php?showforum=18
on that forum. Someone will tell you what you files you need to remove.
I worked for me what I had some nasty malware once years ago.
Also don’t use internet explorer, get firefox.
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