Mail them back to the manufacturers address on the package. Ask for your dollar back and a million-bazillion dollars in ‘mental anguish’ and spend the rest of your life in court.
Or, just throw them the Ef away! So what if a rat in a landfill finds them and eat them? One less rat on the planet.
Humans could get into a dumpster and eat them.
Is there even that much $$$ in this? Heck, judging from the latest gazzilions being thrown around by government, I'm starting to think there really *is* ..... /laughs