I’ve been saving up. I’m hoping to pick up a Nobel “peace” prize medal on ebay. I want to impress my friends and make everyone think I’m a liberal. I don’t know whether the IRS will fall for it but it’s worth a try.
Head down here to Hollywood then. The joke amongst the right wingers imbedded deeply in the liberal trenches of Hollywood is that in order for people not to question your loyalty to Obama, drive a prius and place an O’ sticker at the back.