Posted on 03/19/2009 4:59:10 AM PDT by Sam's Army
I have no idea why that was the first thing to come to my mind...odd, huh?
And now for something completely different...is thyme related to catnip? I ask because the cat has been rubbing all over my potted thyme...or...is she just trying to season herself?
Not related, maybe she’s seasoning, perfuming or maybe embalming.
lol The Ancient Egyptians used it for embalming.
you have email, don’t know how to post the cartoon here.
He who first detected it ejected it.
I guess there was no dog around to blame...
when we were teenagers, my cousins and I used to have rowdy fart competitions on the way to school in the car.
Sometimes I’d have to pull over because I’d be laughing too hard to drive, plus it was hard to breathe.
Good times, good times.
-schools and busses will become “fart free zones” with a zero tolerance policy.
-Beans will no longer be served at lunch and students will be expelled if they bring them in their own lunches.
-Fart noises made with hands or armpits will result in suspension or expulsion.
-all persons in the immediate area of an unidentified stench will be suspended or expelled.
I think we need to clear the air on this.
Me too. Wish I could process up my farts and power my van with it. lol
Farts are naturally produced in the digestion process. Beans are not the only culprits. Carbonated drinks can produce gas as can milk. The production of the smelly oder varies with each individual and the foods which produce the noxious fumes. Trying to regulate farts is as impossible as trying to regulate dust in farming. JMHO :)
I’ve harnassed my power to peel wallpaper and paint when it’s time to decorate.
I think this thread has lost its’ gas.
HEY ! DRIVER ! PULL MY FINGER !
Yeah. Suuuuuuure. Next you'll be blaming the cat.
I am, therefore I fart. “And that’s the truth” says Edith Ann.
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