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Student Kicked Off Bus Over Passed Gas (More front page "news")
The Lakeland Ledger ^ | March 19, 2009 | John Chambliss

Posted on 03/19/2009 4:59:10 AM PDT by Sam's Army

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To: kalee

I have no idea why that was the first thing to come to my mind...odd, huh?

And now for something completely different...is thyme related to catnip? I ask because the cat has been rubbing all over my potted thyme...or...is she just trying to season herself?


41 posted on 03/19/2009 8:15:10 AM PDT by Cailleach
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To: Cailleach

Not related, maybe she’s seasoning, perfuming or maybe embalming.
lol The Ancient Egyptians used it for embalming.


42 posted on 03/19/2009 8:18:05 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: Cailleach

you have email, don’t know how to post the cartoon here.


43 posted on 03/19/2009 8:19:23 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: kalee

He who first detected it ejected it.


44 posted on 03/19/2009 8:23:15 AM PDT by Cailleach
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To: Dr. Ursus

I guess there was no dog around to blame...


45 posted on 03/19/2009 9:47:06 AM PDT by RebelTXRose
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To: nbhunt

when we were teenagers, my cousins and I used to have rowdy fart competitions on the way to school in the car.
Sometimes I’d have to pull over because I’d be laughing too hard to drive, plus it was hard to breathe.

Good times, good times.


46 posted on 03/19/2009 11:18:24 AM PDT by a real Sheila (Obama's FAILURE is the only chance the U.S. has for SURVIVAL!)
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To: PeterPrinciple

-schools and busses will become “fart free zones” with a zero tolerance policy.
-Beans will no longer be served at lunch and students will be expelled if they bring them in their own lunches.
-Fart noises made with hands or armpits will result in suspension or expulsion.
-all persons in the immediate area of an unidentified stench will be suspended or expelled.


47 posted on 03/19/2009 12:53:39 PM PDT by a real Sheila (Obama's FAILURE is the only chance the U.S. has for SURVIVAL!)
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To: Sam's Army

I think we need to clear the air on this.


48 posted on 03/19/2009 2:30:36 PM PDT by navygal (Congress needs to get on the Dave Ramsey plan.)
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To: mrmargaritaville

Me too. Wish I could process up my farts and power my van with it. lol


49 posted on 03/19/2009 5:06:39 PM PDT by tob2 (Fox News Fan)
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To: a real Sheila

Farts are naturally produced in the digestion process. Beans are not the only culprits. Carbonated drinks can produce gas as can milk. The production of the smelly oder varies with each individual and the foods which produce the noxious fumes. Trying to regulate farts is as impossible as trying to regulate dust in farming. JMHO :)


50 posted on 03/19/2009 5:36:43 PM PDT by tob2 (Fox News Fan)
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To: tob2

I’ve harnassed my power to peel wallpaper and paint when it’s time to decorate.


51 posted on 03/20/2009 5:04:40 AM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: tob2

I think this thread has lost its’ gas.


52 posted on 03/20/2009 10:18:42 AM PDT by navygal (Congress needs to get on the Dave Ramsey plan.)
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To: Sam's Army

HEY ! DRIVER ! PULL MY FINGER !


53 posted on 03/20/2009 10:44:51 AM PDT by catchem (NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE STUPIDITY OF THE AMERICAN VOTER.)
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To: Sam's Army
"It wasn't even me," Locke said. "It was a kid who sits in front of me."

Yeah. Suuuuuuure. Next you'll be blaming the cat.

54 posted on 03/20/2009 2:49:10 PM PDT by uglybiker (AAAAAAH!!! I'm covered in BEES!)
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To: uglybiker

I am, therefore I fart. “And that’s the truth” says Edith Ann.


55 posted on 03/20/2009 4:16:52 PM PDT by tob2 (Fox News Fan)
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