[thefactor]

i'll make you a deal. i'll come at you full bore with a long 2x4, ready to take your head off. you cannot run or try to get away. you have to disarm me with your bare hands.

have fun.

[the anti-liberal]

Anyone with even a precursory training in Aikido (for example) could do that.

I suspect hand to hand training is not emphasized so much in police officer training these days.

[Fido969]

i'll make you a deal. i'll come at you full bore with a long 2x4, ready to take your head off. you cannot run or try to get away. you have to disarm me with your bare hands.

I'll bet I could do that.

It's called a "street fight."

We used to have them all the time when I was a kid.

Now that every cop and gang banger is running around with a piece, we've forgotten how to give a good old-fashioned @ss-kicking.