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I’m just going to stop using toilet paper altogether and then wipe my hands all over the cubicles at work of any democrat......

Just use your left hand and say that you're a Muslim. That way, you'll be protected. Hell, they might even fund your behavior.

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Just use your left hand and say that you're a Muslim. That way, you'll be protected. Hell, they might even fund your behavior.

Just tell them you are doing a Gobar-Bio-Gas Generator experiment, and you didn't clean you hands yet. You may be able to get some alternative energy dollars with your Clivus Multrum........