Cheesy math humor
At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problems with the help of radicals!
My algebra teacher used to tell a joke about bathroom facilities on an aircraft in which the punchline was “hypotenuse”. Unfortunately, I can’t remember how it goes. (I don’t remember any algebra, either.)