[JoeProBono]

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[Kimmers]

No adult on board knew the Heimlich?

[Kimmers]

No adult on board knew the Heimlich?

[bubbacluck]

Well, I know the PETA people will be happy. Fish gets revenge and all that.

[Huck]

His name was Jeff Twaddle.

[rockinqsranch]

When I was a kid I used to take the half day fishing boat the “Paul G.” from Belmont Pier in Long Beach.

Went out many times on that boat, but for some reason one of those times I was seasick. REALLY seasick, and one of the deck hands took a live bait, but he did the old turn the head and give the illusion bit of placing the wiggling bait in his mouth. It actually slipped past his face and back into the bait tank, but his trick was effective as I lurched to the rail and heaved over the side. He thought it quite hilarious.

I didn’t think it was so funny actually.

[I Hate Obama]

Possible Darwin Award candidate?

[ConservaTexan]

I love it when natural selection wins.

[Big_Harry]

While I did not allow it on my boat, many of the charterboat captains that I knew would allow the mate to pretend to eat a squid sandwich in front of the charter, especially when it was a bit rough. The squid being on the half of the bread that wasn't in the mouth.

It almost always resulted in an early trip back to the dock with full pay.

My brother once took a boatload of Chinese out and they ate the bait before they could get a chance to fish!

[TASMANIANRED]

Jeff Twaddle

You can’t make this stuff up.