“Is there anything bacon can’t do?”
If I had this information in college, I could have graduated. Alas, I have not been inebriated for many years. After this past election though, I have given thought to resuming heavy drinking.
BTW - According to my Doctor and my wife, eating bacon will not lower my cholesterol. I am not convinced that this is not a ploy on their part to keep me from enjoying the wonderful benefits of pork.—JM
It's actually part of a Muslim plot to destroy us. I mean think about it. That's why they are so angry all the time. They don't eat bacon. If they would just eat bacon then all the problems in the Middle East would disappear overnight.