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To: Titan Magroyne
On a serious note, how is it the use of devises makes one a better lover? My cynical eye reads that as “Inadequate as Equipped.”

Is it true you women do not realize how demanding you are? A man can be hung like a horse, as durable as the Duracell Bunny, and as selfless as the Dali Lama, and you would still bitch about not being satisfied.

With added equipment, when we exhaust ourselves, you can add a little extra. Plus, we can blame it on the batteries if you aren't, and truthfully, what woman is, ever satisfied.

And don't tell me you are completely satisfied by your husband. I won't believe it unless he says it himself.

Even then, I will question whether you are making him say it. And, even if given proof that he is saying it of his own free will, I would need a signed affidavit from a gynecologist stating that you are indeed a woman and not a man with alterations.

//jk

35 posted on 05/26/2009 10:18:40 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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To: Sensei Ern

Huh?

The best lovers I’ve had were of average proportions, and *knew what to do with it.* No machinery needed.

LOL, and yes, I have learned to watch out what I wish for. There IS such a thing as too much!


41 posted on 05/26/2009 2:11:45 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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