Posted on 05/31/2009 6:20:05 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Sure - unless you think he actually doesn't believe in the existence of meteorites.
LOL - Whoops, I meant satire, of course (well it started with "S," waddya want?). He still believes in meteorites, though (I hope).
Can you make one of those graphics with a red dot, bouncing up and down like a yo-yo? Cause that’s what I saw one night in N.M. during an astronomy session. Bounce went from about 10 up to about 30 degrees in elevation.
I hate to break it to you apostles of the Church of Ed Wood, but there are no intergalactic proctologists that make late night house calls, no bug eyed crop vandals, no flying saucers that need running lights, zero, zip, nada.
I assume you’ve never seen any, but if you did would you believe? I wondered for years. Saw two, in bright daylight, and now know they exist. And that’s the truth!
LOL, thanks for trying! It was more just a red, slowly pulsing dot going up and down, but withan acceleration/deceleration bounce like it was on the end of a rubber band, and working it’s way gradually side-to-side. It was completely silent, and lasted for about 20 minutes. Then it blinked out.
Craziest swamp gas I ever saw.
Your certainty has surely calmed me. I wish humanity had thought of asking you about the validity of the entirety of it's global UFO experiences before this, it would have saved millions of people lots of puzzlement.
Whew, what a relief. Out of trillions of galaxies, and quintillions of stars, we really are the only life in the universe. And that certainty was always just a single person away from common knowledge - you!
Thanks again, and I really mean it.
Really.
Seems a very open question ( a lot of variables) but within reason I'd say yes, I'd believe. But most of what the Believers are shopping is preposterous Freudian boogerbear stuff.
For example, one of their 5 major food groups is of aliens who apparently are traveling the expanse just to poke at our backsides. Why? And this is very important to me nowadays - why aren't those supposedly advanced critters interested in our hearts, literally? We could use a few more podiatrists too, no doubt, and the UK needs even more specialists of all types than we do, but all they seem to get are the hippies who like to romp in the fields, like in a late '60's Hollyweird flick.
Hey, glad I could help you tyros out.
Now go to sleep and wait for Doctor Proctor.
Dr Jesse Marcel Jr is a patriot and a very fine man. But he was 10 years old when his dad mistakenly told him he was looking at debris from a flying saucer.
This subject has been thoroughly debunked. No alien craft crashed at Roswell, NM in 1947. It would be a lot more interesting world if it had actually happened, but it did not.
http://www.roswellfiles.com/storytellers/KentJeffrey1.htm
“And who or what do you contend has ‘shown’ any such thing?”
http://www.roswellfiles.com/storytellers/KentJeffrey1.htm
A little help here would be nice.
Good question!
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