Comedian on 'Today' Show Trashes Sarah Palin: She's 'Very Much Like Herpes'

Newsbusters.org ^ | 6-9-09 | Scott Whitlock

[IronJack]

And Obama’s a lot like a fart with a lump; you think it’s just hot air but it turns out to be full of s-—.

[hsrazorback1]

You don’t need a teleprompter to tell you that Palin is being positioned to run against Buttcrack, so the Rats are getting the jabs in early.

[hsrazorback1]

Stand up, Chuck.

[bray]

Disgusting jokes about Republicans, how cutting edge. Dare him to make a joke about obozo!

Pray for America

[DieHard the Hunter]

> The lesson here is to think twice about punching someone over something as petty as an insult, even if you have 8 inches and 60 pounds on them. You never know who you're hitting, and you could easily pick the guy who's spent his whole life training for nothing else.

Sage advice. Bears repeating and immortalizing, in bold italic:

> The lesson here is to think twice about punching someone over something as petty as an insult, even if you have 8 inches and 60 pounds on them. You never know who you're hitting, and you could easily pick the guy who's spent his whole life training for nothing else.

[nahanrac]

Virus Alert:

If you get an email titled “nude photos of Sarah Palin,” don’t open it. It could contain a virus.

If you get an email titled “nude photos of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it. It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

[trisham]

Wow. What a talent this man is.

[Rummyfan]

He mocked, "But, Sarah Palin to the GOP, this is what I've got to say, she is very much like herpes, she's not going away."

Between this guy and David Letterman last night, I must conclude that the libs are terrified of Sarah Palin.

[NMEwithin]

If you get an email titled “nude photos of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it. It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

LOL...thanks for the laugh! :)

[envisio]

Sarah is a white christian republican.

So therefore anyone can say anything about her they want without any consequences.

If she were a dem or had any faith other than christian or had any other ethnic background other than white.... anyone would be branded a racist hatemonger if they so much as made the slightest negative comment.

[Rummyfan]

I never even heard of the guy before this thread.

[SolidWood]

Me neither. LOL.

[Rummyfan]

In every picture I see of Sarah Palin, she just looks better and better. She is simply one beautiful woman and a conservative leader to boot.

[windsorknot]

Did he come up with that “howler” on his own, or did one of his writers give it to him?

[Scythian]

All this just means they’re scared of her, and they should be, because once we get control back we hunt them down for our conservative re-education camps ...

[jessduntno]

“In every picture I see of Sarah Palin, she just looks better and better. She is simply one beautiful woman and a conservative leader to boot.”

That is the truth...this is far and away my favorite...

[Scythian]

Did he come up with that “howler” on his own, or did one of his writers give it to him?

He thought of it one his own impromptu as his herpes was flaring up bad at the time of his comment ...

[envisio]

Thats like an old milk carton.... you HAVE to smell it. You can’t stop yourself.

Its a guy thing. She’s naked. You HAVE to look. You may crinch and gag.... but there is no point trying to avoid it. You WILL look.

[Scythian]

Ooops, this is more accurate ...

Did he come up with that “howler” on his own, or did one of his writers give it to him?

He thought of it one his own impromptu as his herpes was flaring up bad at the time of his comment ... and YES, one of his writers did give herpes to him ...

[lilycicero]

Ew...just no.