The newly identified dinosaur, Limusaurus inextricabilis, may have used its three-fingered hands to help it stand upright from a lying position. (Note that there is no direct evidence of feather-like structures.) Credit: Portia Sloan
“The newly identified dinosaur, Limusaurus
I don’t know what it did with it’s little appendages,
but I promise you that thing could never fly!
Of course, after thousands of those things died because
they didn’t have the power of flight, the rest held a
council and determined they would have to change.
After a lot of discussion, they decided to grow wings
through selective breeding. Fortunately, they had billions
of years to accomplish the transition...
uh huh.
Tastes like the winged hairy apeterix.