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What are platonic friends for?


1 posted on 06/18/2009 6:26:41 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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But why the males choose to be platonic friends remains a mystery.

No it isn't. The males figure she'll cut loose with some eventually.

2 posted on 06/18/2009 6:27:25 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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Maybe they’re married.


4 posted on 06/18/2009 6:29:37 AM PDT by oldm60grunt
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even female monkeys can be fag hag hos! :P

And which senator/congressman appropriate the money for this research?

I think they should fund my research study of how many women I can impregnate while drunk during a 3 day holiday weekend.


6 posted on 06/18/2009 6:32:25 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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Maybe the baboons are just realiists...because they don’t have access to viagara.


9 posted on 06/18/2009 6:41:27 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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They are interior decorators, hairdressers and fashion designers. They have “the eye”.


11 posted on 06/18/2009 6:52:18 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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Your stimulus dollars at work in this study.


12 posted on 06/18/2009 6:53:47 AM PDT by marvlus
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“So we really don’t know what these guys got out of the friendship, other than maybe spending time with a mum and a new baby and having other females seeing this.”

So a guy holding a little baby can work as a chick magnet in the baboon world too.


13 posted on 06/18/2009 7:08:06 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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