If you did two seconds of research you would have realized the auction just started during the middle of the night, plus it’s still only 5AM on the West Coast.
It takes longer to write a story than to place a bid.
It takes longer to write a story than to place a bid.
More importantly, it takes longer to write up an item description for an eBay auction and to get the auction started than it takes to write a story OR place a bid.