July 29, 2009
Graphic by Billie
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why
some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
~O.A. Battista
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
~Franklin P. Jones
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises
shall be liable to a fine of one pound.
Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
~Oxford Union Society
Happiness is a warm puppy.
~Charles M. Schulz
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
~Author Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
~Will Rogers
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
~Author Unknown
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and
individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
~Jon Winokur
Labradors are lousy watchdogs.
They usually bark when there is a stranger about,
but it is an expression of unmitigated joy
at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
~Norman Strung