[MAD-AS-HELL]

Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

It saddens me since I am a HUGE PUJOLS fan.

Girls should be insulted by how Obama threw that ball. He should stick to basketball and reach arounds at bath houses.

And if David Shitster of MSNBC reads this, SCREW YOU DAVID! :)

[Travis T. OJustice]

Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

To help minimize the booing by having the God of current St. Louis athletes on the field. Also, 1B players are more able to handle wild throws than a catcher laden with all the gear.

[jessduntno]

Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

Good hands.

[LonePalm]

NO one wanted to catch what 0bama was pitching.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)