Posted on 07/17/2009 12:49:32 PM PDT by nickcarraway
More info here.
When I get a flat tire I go into the nearest store to buy a bottle of water and a pack of condoms.
A flat is party time?
I’d be very interested to know why Whitney Young, 19, is in the store at 3:am on second Avenue, and able to recognize the guy later when he’s on Pauldino Avenue near 124th Street. Something ain’t stacking up straight with the witness’s statement.
Place condom inside hole in the tire, put water into condom to hold it in place, use water bottle top to seal the top and voilla - a fixed tire a la MacGyver. So what’s the problem?
In high school, we called a case of beer a flat, so yeah.
Getting a flat tire on the way to see your prostitute. That’s the pits.
Sure, just pour the soda into a condom, and use it as an emergency tire.
Works in a pinch.
Visiting a prostitute in a public housing project in East Harlem at 3AM is not the safest move for a rich white guy.
Jeff Locker is committed to bringing spirituality into the business world. He helps business people exorcize the internal demons that are preventing them from moving to their next level of success.
One of the reasons Jeff's message is so powerful is that he shares innovative insights that teach people how to move out of their Mental realms and into their Physical and Spiritual realms. This helps them stop their daily efforting and begin going with the flow, thus creating much more Peace, Joy and Fulfillment in all areas of their lives.
He teaches people how to control their energy by using concepts like the Law of Vibration and Attraction. These laws demonstrate how negative energy attracts negative people while positive, passion filled, loving, caring energy attracts positive, passion filled, loving, caring people and results.
All who attend Jeff's keynotes walk away with a road map to begin a new model of operating which is called Vibrations For Success ®. It replaces the old model that is Fear based with a new model that is Love based (Love of Self, Love of Others, Allowing Others to Love you).
http://www.jefflocker.com/who.html
From the article:
Locker was sued in April as an investor who profited from a $300 million, decade-old Ponzi scheme run by Lou Pearlman, former manager of boy bands including the Backstreet Boys and ‘N Sync.
Pearlman pleaded guilty in March 2008 to conspiracy, money laundering and presenting a false claim in bankruptcy court.
A bankruptcy trustee sued Locker to recoup roughly $371,000 he received from Pearlman’s investment company, according to court papers filed in Orlando.
Maybe he's not a very good motivational speaker, and a public housing prostitute was the best he could afford?
For me, “Motivational Speaker” is another term for “Confidence Man”. In any case he wasn’t very smart. If I got a flat in Harlem at 3AM I’d keep driving until I was out of there, even though it would mean a destroyed rim. The guy just didn’t have a lot of practical smarts.
That being said I hope they catch the perps and execute them. Good luck getting another hate crime labeled such, though.
Was he found in a van...down by the river?
3AM??? Wow. This guy must be a real stem winder of a speaker. Usually the motivational guys are done by 5:30 or 6 because happy hour is still on
Was he eating a steady diet of government cheese?
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