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Reminds me of the story about the NY secretary who saved her money for a Florida vacation. When she got to the hotel she asked the desk clerk where would be a good place to get some sun. He replied the roof was nice and there was seldom anyone up there. So that afternoon she goes out on the roof, spreads out her stuff and spends an hour or so, turning over from time to time. Later that evening she notices she's getting a bit red from the sun but also that has some very obvious tan lines.

Next day she goes up on the roof and since no one’s around she takes off her bathing suit top and bottom and folds them carefully on a towel right next to her. In a few minutes she hears someone running up the stairs to the roof. She calmly reaches out, takes her towel and covers herself with it. A very red-faced bell hop comes up to her, out of breath, and says, “M’am, the manager says you got to put your clothes back on, right now!” She responds, “Why? There's no one up here and I've this towel to cover myself if someone comes around?” The bell hop tells her, “I know that, M’am. But you're lying on the skylight to the dinning room!”